Archive for January, 2010

Two Leftist Fat F-s Dirty-Talk Cheney
Chocolate Jesus Names Transgender Person To Commerce Dept

If anything, this is one very, VERY clever tranny. Think about it: a transgendered person named Amanda. A-MAN-da. “What is that?” “It’s a man, duh!”

Drifter Finds Missing Body In Motorcycle Crash Ten Hours After
Glenn Beck “Wasn’t In A Fatal Plane Crash”

The Snooper Report and his “cronies” are set to pounce… We have much to do and so few Congress Critters in town to flog. We are in the middle of contacting the various news groups in the area. Like I said…we have much to do. Below is a message we have received from the Behennas… [...]

FOX News: The head of C-SPAN has implored Congress to open up the last leg of health care reform negotiations to the public, as top Democrats lay plans to hash out the final product among themselves. C-SPAN CEO Brian Lamb wrote to leaders in the House and Senate Dec. 30 urging them to open “all [...]

The Snooper Report is here. In DC. Doing battle for Lt Michael Behenna. Doing battle for the conservative underground. Our beginning message? We begin the assault on the worthless cretins in just a few hours… Power to the People!

The Guardian: The rapid introduction of full body scanners at British airports threatens to breach child protection laws which ban the creation of indecent images of children, the Guardian has learned. Privacy campaigners claim the images created by the machines are so graphic they amount to “virtual strip-searching” and have called for safeguards to protect [...]

WASHINGTON (AP) — Freshman Alabama congressman Parker Griffith has lost most of his staff after switching parties from Democrat to Republican last month. Chief of staff Sharon Wheeler said in a resignation statement Monday that the economy of north Alabama’s 5th District has benefited from decades of Democratic representation in Washington. The region relies heavily [...]

FOX News: LAS VEGAS — Armed officers were seen evacuating the Lloyd D. George Federal Building following a shooting Monday morning. A court security officer was killed in the shootout and a Deputy U.S. Marshal was injured. The gunman was also killed. University Medical Center representative Rick Plummer said the fallen officer was 65 years [...]

WASHINGTON (AP) – President Barack Obama returned Monday to the White House he never really escaped. Obama and his family took an overnight flight from Hawaii to Washington, capping an 11-day holiday vacation sure to be remembered more for the botched attempt to blow up a Christmas Day flight than the hours spent on golf [...]

Former CIA Analyst Calls Release Of Yemeni Terrorists “Nonsense”
Security Breach In Newark Halts Flights

WALB: PLAINS, GA – A doll found hanging off of a building in Plains is causing controversy. Controversial enough to get the United States Secret Service involved. Witnesses say it was an image of President Barack Obama with a rope around his neck and the display was found hanging in one of the city’s most [...]

Brit Hume Suggests Tiger Change Faith
Lieberman Wants “Tough, Bipartisan Look” At Homeland Security
Natural Selection
<b>Epic Fail Of The Year:</b> The Stimulus Farce And “Jobs, Jobs, Jobs”

TNR: Now that both the House and Senate have passed health care reform bills, all Democrats have to do is work out a compromise between the two versions. And it appears they’re not about to let the Republicans gum up the works again. According to a pair of senior Capitol Hill staffers, one from each [...]

DUBAI (AP) – Dubai has renamed its new skyscraper, the tallest in the world, the Burj Khalifa, state news agency WAM reported, in a surprise move apparently intended to honor the United Arab Emirates’ president. A multimedia presentation witnessed by Dubai’s ruler and thousands of onlookers at the base of the tower said the building [...]