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The Most Useless Machine Ever



Jan 5, 2010 18 Comments ›› Erik Wong


  • CPLViper

    First the Obama Chia Head and now the Obama Box. What will they think up next.

    • dogwhisperer

      Nice one CPL, nice one….. LOL :mrgreen: :beer:

    • Jarhead68

      My thought was that it’s what Obumble does all day long. I bet they pass those out to new gubmint workers now. The stimulus is “working.”

  • Praterland

    The greenies oughta love that – it conserves its own energy.

  • The Sentinel at the Gate

    The best box for liberals is a 6 foot pine box.

    • Jarhead68

      Now, now let’s not be mean-spirited. How ’bout a box container heading for the South Pole, winter gear included?

  • MinneSoCold

    Apparently the ballot box was the most useless machine in 2008, hopefully that’s not the case this year.

    • TerryTate

      Good one, and all too true.

      :lol:

  • http://e-forwards.com/wp-content/uploads/red_snowmen.jpg T-Bagg

    I don’t care how useless it is. I want it. That’s funny.

    • Jarhead68

      Me, too. That is such a good thing to have laying around the house when company comes.

  • TerryTate

    Can we build those into Congress somehow in order to slow them down?

    • rightangle

      I need one that’s bigger, says “hope and change” by that switch, and has a lot bigger and faster arm that pops out and punches the crap out of the user.

    • rightangle

      For neighbors and co-workers of course.

    • Xavier

      Just make it a switch triggered mouse trap spring so it will smash their fingers.

  • Turtleherder

    Are you sure thats not Hitlery’s testicle lock box ?

  • arc_angel_gabriel

    I wonder how many millions of dollars of the stimulus money went into research and development of this project? :lol:

  • Gman

    Its called the Bureaucrat. It costs lots of money and you can’t make do anything productive.

  • Tom in CO

    I want one!