Tiger better hurry up and convert to Christianity where suicide is a Mortal Sin cos Buddhism teaches that you live many lives and I’m not certain, but for a Buddhist offing themselves isn’t that big a deal in the big picture of things.

I’m trying to save lives here people.

Plus, this story of Tiger is sad but very entertaining.

It’s as if Tiger has become a check valve for every other guy in America who’s thinking about committing adultery, kinda like when you’re driving to work and you’re thinking about calling in sick and then you see an unemployed homeless guy on the corner with a “will work for food” sign and then, just like that, you think, “yup, I’m going to work today”.