Once you have commie black you will never go back.
Trigger Control
Let me show you the true meaning of Dick-Tator!
Trigger Control
Yes Hillary I will give you a reach around.
MohammedSucksHogCock
My bee-otch!
Sgsaur
Or…In an effort to push his government-run healthcare ideas, Mr. Obongo selected his Secretary of State to demonstrate the proper procedure for receiving a Government-run prostate exam…
Sgsaur
Or…Wow, there really IS a snuke in Hill-dog’s snizz.
MinneSoCold
Obama waits his turn as Hillary gangbangs Larry.
http://n/a rightside
Excuse me while I whip this out!
GTFM
“Hillary”- Just act normal like Bill did and nobody will suspect a thing..
“Obama”- yea but the smell is overpowering my ability to hide the funk..
Trigger Control
Barry can you check for a bacon strip on my shorts please?
MarkF
mon back, mon back HO
OK Joe
You think Michelle has a big ass? Check these cheeks!
John454
I can do it put yo ass into it.
John454
You can do it put yo back into it.
http://deleted ground wizard
look barry, should i bleach my o-ring?
Jarhead68
Anyone who knows Python is okay by me. That was funny.
josephus
C’mon Barry, let’s demonstrate what your presidency will mean for the American people…
josephus
Look: I just got a Parking in Rear sign tatooed on my tailbone!
josephus
Look at Barry’s face…it’s like something distasteful has happened…
JJIrons
Hey O’Vomit, here’s what they think of your policies!
ATTILA
you may kiss it now mandingo
CPLViper
Yo aiz stank, woman!
Kentucky Jim
Hold out your hand, Barry, I have a message for you from Ahmadinnerjacket.
tlk
This wasn’t my idea of backing you Barry.
http://none WWTD
TSA search position.
http://windowsxp pinnie99
Barry!!! yo …. could you get that? and while ur down there…….. do me a favor?
LechWalesa
“je l’aime ? moi non, plus !”
cold soldier
LMAO
cold soldier
“Bitch you look good, wont you back dat ass up, you’s a fine mf’er, wont you back dat ass up, ho who is you playin’ wit, back dat ass up”
The Sentinel at the Gate
Illegal immigrant seats a pig.
TerryTate
No matter how many times Barry does it, he can’t help but get that distressed look when he has to be with a woman. Even when it’s his preferred position of fucking someone up the ass.
Damn Hillary! That smelled like something dead covered in cat vomit!…..Just sayin’ Cut back on them bean burritos bitch!
Wigpeeler
two words…………….DIRTY SANCHEZ!!
Wigpeeler
for those of youse who need the wiki definition of the above……….
Dirty Sanchez is the act of smearing faeces on the upper lip of a partner during (or following) various types of anal sex. [1][2] This act may also be referred to as Stinky Hitler, ShitLip or Frosty Mustache.[3]
richwill
Hussein: Hillary, do you see what I see?
Hillary: Yes, that is Bill and Michele getting it on in the back of the limo.
Jeff
Watch this shit.. You won’t even see my lips move
MIDTN
……..”OK Hillary, Bill told me you liked it this way……….just like my secret boyfriend”
BradW (the Infidel)
Hey Barry, compare your mangina to THIS!!
bacongreasenapalm
B.O.: Damn bitch, now I gotta come up with a new nickname for Rahm, cuz “Deadfish” is yours!
H.C.: Yeah, well I thought brothers were supposed to be hung, even Bill’s got more than that shriveled up little raisin.
Bob P
you get my vote for funniest. :beer:
Moriah
You’re under arrest!
double tap
“Remove the panties first, asshole!”
double tap
“Geez I think you’re smaller than Bill. Where’s my dildo?”
Calfisch
READY, AIM, FIRE
Lil Mac
Whoops lost my wristwatch !
Sinecure
Here’s your throne, Inevitable One!
Richard Quinn
Your prostate is fine!
MarkF
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A HOG, SQUEEEEL PIGGY
Noway2no
“Mooon Riverrr” Fletch
NMPatriot
Damn Bitch, I gotta strap a piece of plywood to my back to keep from falling in that big nasty twat!
NMPatriot
Just spread my legs and call me a Pig Fucker, SOOOOOWWWEEEE!!!
NMPatriot
Barry(Under his Breath):
Bitch!!
I gotta drink a twelve pack of Heineken every night to keep from cutting your fucking head off and putting it in a bowling bag!
rightangle
“For my next trick, I will demonstrate the difference between a pantie bomber and a placekicker”….(remembers Ace Ventura)
Jim D
Hillary: (puuuureppp wooops pardon me!
barrama: Jesus hillary again?
uncle sam
bitch!…sit da f#$k down and let me do da talkin here… :beer: