11 Possible Blows Mahmoud Could Deliver On Feb. 11

February 1st, 2010 (23) Posted By Erik Wong.

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By Snarky Bastard at Feed Your ADHD:

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, psycho Ill Kim’s brother from another mother, is at it again, telling whoppers even bigger than SubZero would dare to declare.

The Iranian president’s threat to reveal a harsh blow to the West on Feb. 11 has world leaders getting their panties all in a wad, even those of the great anti-American pacifist pResident SubZero. I’m terrified of this pixy, too. After all he might try to sprinkle stupid dust on everyone.

While exploring my fear I was able to uncover good intelligence and determine several possible blows Mahmoud might carry out that day:

He might launch missiles capable of reaching as far as the outskirts of Tehran.

He might unleash a plague of goats on the Earth.

He might accuse us of … the nerve of him! … causing global warming.

He might declare that he is not homosexual; he just prefers sex with clean men rather than dirty women.

He might call Obama racist.

He might declare Iran a constitutional republic, release all jailed dissidents, and lock himself up for having a nose that’s probably bigger than his penis.

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He might tell the world that his favorite breakfast cereal is Fruit Loops, doused with a healthy dose of liquid Prozac.

He might declare that the United States doesn’t exist and never did exist, and that any claim the U.S. can squash him like a bug (if we had a pResident who didn’t need to ask his wife if he could take his balls with him to play war with the guys for the weekend) is a fabricated Zionist plot to destroy Islam.

He might grab his crouch and do the moonwalk.

He might announce he’s scheduling a fashion show to release his new line of underwear bombs.

He might threaten to hold himself hostage if Iran can’t have nukes.

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  • thrasymakhos

    I understand the sentiments totally :lol: But I can’t help but think that people did the same with the “little corporal” Herr Schicklgruber. This man (and his Islamic Brownshirts) is as dangerous as they come. We need to beware. Yes, he is a clown and an object of well-deserved derision. But his dark energy comes from a very malevolent source. Just sayin’.

    • http://feedyouradhd.com Snarky Basterd

      Indeed. He’s dangerous … but he’s also such an easy target.

    • mike3481

      :arrow: Snarky

      As far as the Oval office resident Evil is concerned, Iranian President Amiadickwad could not be a target under any circumstances.

  • MinneSoCold

    He’ll announce that the Apple iPad will be delayed. This will crush economies world-wide resulting in riots and mass suicide.

    ….or he’ll reveal Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate, which will lead to Obama ordering an immediate nuclear bombing of Iran to destroy the evidence.

    • http://feedyouradhd.com Snarky Basterd

      That’s about the ONLY scenario under which Zero would respond with a nuke.

    • steve m

      LMAO!!… :beer:

    • copperpeony

      :beer: :beer: :beer: That was funny but probably close to the truth.

  • GF

    Well, if he has one nuclear EMP device that could be a problem for that entire region. He’d probably relish living in the stone age.

  • josephus

    This is good.
    This is good.

    HE HAS OBAMA’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE! LOL

    • Mr. Standfast

      Yep, that was a good one. :mrgreen:

    • http://marbur4@aol.com marsha

      I so totaly agree that would be the ONLY thing that could move our Pres. off point. nothing else would get his attention

  • ji

    i wonder how the Pushtun procreate. Seriously.
    Or do they all have one Daddy?

    • richwill

      in vitro

    • ToeTagger

      Possibly ingoatro.

  • http://westernhero.blogspot.com/ silverfiddle

    Good one! This grubby little bastard is worthy of only ridicule. The mullahs are not going to let him do anything too stupid, but we are talking about the world’s nuthouse, so who knows…

  • Tommyknocker

    “…he just prefers sex with clean men rather than dirty women.”
    RE; the link to that study…
    History repeats itself…Sodom & Gamora(sp)

  • http://heyitsjustablogman.blogspot.com/ Ted

    :idea: Send in a gay brigade to off him. Don’t ask – don’t tell – just send them. Thy can take their cues from the picture :lol: at the top of your post. :gun:

  • Denghis

    There’s one other blow that wasn’t mentioned. The one the clean-shaven smoocher-guy got before that particular night was over…

  • ji

    They must have or are big assholes. :mrgreen:

  • bacongreasenapalm

    He will announce to the arrogant infidels that he will blow eleven young male goats at midnight if he doesn’t receive five U.S. dollars in small, unmarked bills.

  • josephus

    I think they’re gonna test a nuke to show that they’ve got the means.

    • bacongreasenapalm

      I call bullshit. If they test one they gotta know Israel will fry their asses. If they already have one, they bought it and testing it would only bring very unwanted attention to the seller. If they did buy one, they would “test” it in Tel Aviv and they would give no warning. Achmedmadjihad will blow male goats on the eleventh.

  • Denghis

    The fucked-up thing is how many Mayberry RFD’s are going to fry before we pull our collective heads out of our asses and get the right kind of shit happening.
    It’s not like it’s the first fucking time we’ve been there…