The definitions of simple assault is the unprivledged touching of one person by another. Screw the juvenile justice system. These kids need to understand the concept of accountability. Either that, or bring back boxing gloves into the schools.

And people always wonder why I say I’ll never ride the city bus again.

After having to ride the city bus throughout my youth (from 9 yrs old to 16 yrs old), seeing all kinds of nutjobs, I came to the firm conclusion that it sucks ass.

When I talk to people that endorse city transportation, and can’t seem to fathom the problems associated with it, I always know that they have next to zero experience having to use public transportation.

Fuck, sometimes I’d rather walk.

Very few that endorse public transportation ever use it.
I ask them what it’s like and usually get a dumb look and ‘I drive a Yukon for safety’.