Need A Laugh?: Enquirer Reports John Edwards To Marry His Mistress

February 10th, 2010 (6) Posted By Erik Wong.

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National Enquirer:

John Edwards has proposed to his mistress Rielle Hunter, and is buying a luxury $3.5 million beachfront home where they can live happily ever after with their love child, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

The disgraced presidential candidate popped the question at the same time he told Rielle that he’d be issuing a press statement finally confirming he fathered her daughter Frances Quinn, close sources told The ENQUIRER.

Edwards, 56, released that statement on Jan. 21, and just six days later a spokesperson for his cancer-stricken wife Elizabeth confirmed the couple had legally separated after 32 years of marriage. Sources say they expect to be officially divorced within a year, paving the way for the ex-senator to make Rielle, 45, his wife.

“John dropped the proposal bomb on Rielle shortly before he issued his statement” that he was indeed Frances’ father, a close source divulged.

“John knew Rielle had been waiting for a proposal for two long years. Since they’ve gotten involved, she’s followed every order he gave her, going on a cross-country cover-up, hiding away during her pregnancy and after giving birth for the sake of his presidential aspirations.

“Rielle never uttered a peep about their affair publicly, and remained loyal to John. John felt she deserved to know that he wanted to raise their child together, and wanted Rielle in his life as his partner.

“John has said that when his divorce is final, he’ll buy her a diamond ring. But in the meantime, he’s getting them a house.”

Another source told The ENQUIRER: “John has proposed to Rielle, and she said yes.”

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  • no-mas-cacaguates

    The National Enquirer along with James O’Keefe/Hannah Giles should get a Pulitzer.

    While the Silky Pony was cheating on his sick with cancer wife the Weak Stream media was dumpster diving in Wasilla, AK.

  • Rocky Mtn 1776

    Edwards and his whore getting married ? These two losers deserve each other, only good thing about it, they both know what they are getting. Now there’s a marriage made in Hell .

  • http://www.bootparkergriffith.com The Sentinel at the Gate

    Ahhhh! Now he and Real Slutty can retire, watch the sun come up and worship whatever idol pops into her head every day. What a pair!

  • GRIZZ

    Another butthole baby?
    We got enough mexicans already

  • Ivan the Kafir

    And whatever happened to Elizabeth in all this? She really got screwed over. Cancer? The affair? The child? A divorce and now he’s getting married after the ink’s barely dry on the divorce papers. “Prick” doesn’t describe just a single part of his anatomy: it describes his entirety.

  • AFITgrad86

    Do the math. Getting married is cheaper for him than alimony to Elizabeth plus child support and palimony to Rielle. You think he’s going to stop fooling around? Those rules apply to other folks … not him!