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Straight-Hating Talentless Fudgepacker As American Idol Judge?



Feb 19, 2010 12 Comments ›› Erik Wong

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News Busters:

Given his past behavior, “American Idol” judge is one role that celebrity blogger Perez Hilton is certainly not fit for. But current judge Simon Cowell seems to think differently. Although the controversial Hilton is famous for his outlandish behavior and statements, and for crude and obscene drawings, somehow Cowell seems to think he is ready for primetime television.

Yahoo reported that, in a February 18 interview, Cowell was asked his opinion about Hilton, who has expressed interest in replacing him after he leaves the popular television show. Cowell responded that, “Perez, he’d be funny. You know, he’s got good taste in music, he’s a personality. That could work …” No, actually, that would not work.

Hilton, however, was delighted. He took to his blog and wrote, “AMAZEBALLS!!!! Simon Cowell himself has agreed that yours truly would make a good replacement for judging ‘American Idol!’ They simply have to hire us now!”

Perhaps Cowell wasn’t aware of everything has done. CMI has documented Hilton’s “cyberbullying” and his political attack on a beauty pageant contestant. Hilton was a judge at the Miss USA competition where former Miss California Carrie Prejean defended traditional marriage. Hilton took every opportunity to tear down Prejean, including calling her a “dumb b—-.” He later said that he was actually being restrained, since he was thinking the “c—” word. On his website, he repeatedly drew a penis on her face in a photograph, instead of a microphone.

And this makes him qualified to judge another competition? Warning to future contestants on American Idol: watch what you say because you better agree with Perez Hilton.


  • thrasymakhos

    I know that it is a light weight show. I have watched it several times for the finale. There have been some people with great talent come off of it. Why can’t we retain judges who actually know something about talent instead of these wannabes? It just mucks up the atmosphere and serves to take the spotlight off of the people who are competing. I’m just saying.

    • TRony

      Because it lookms like Simon Bore-all is trying to torch this show on his way out…1st Ellen Lick-alot-of-Puss,next Perez In the number 2 hole Hilton…This show actually served a purpose for upcoming talented singers…Simon is making a mockery of it now…I hope sponsers start boycotting this show..But the lez-gay movement will get their way once again…

  • http://none gzero

    American what? Oh that’s that the show they vote for their favorite ass clown as many times as they want.
    Is it run by accorn?

    • Jerry

      Priceless!

  • http://www.bootparkergriffith.com The Sentinel at the Gate

    My God, I though I’d heard the last of this California Ball Sniffer. I guess turds keep floating to the top of the Hollywood/Media cesspool after all. Will the last man out please pull the chain.

  • Lil Mac

    AMAZEBALLZ !!!
    You’re still a talentless ass pirate

  • MIDTN

    Simon Cowell knows EXACTLY what he is doing promoting this piece of breathing human excrement. Cowell is leaving the show and going on to promote another one he owns completely. What better way to kill off what is left of the competition?

    Idol already has that blonde human Q-tip lezbo Ellen, who the viewers gave a resounding thumbs down to even before her debut, and PerezPutz would be the nail in the coffin IMO. Good riddance to this POS show anyway.

    If anyone needs an example of what passes today for “entertainment” just take a look at this MOFO background…but be warned, you may turn to stone with one glance at this daily-hair-color-changing Medusa eunuch.
    :twisted:

    • TerryTate

      Ha, ha, ha.

      Yep, everyone is missing the point.

      Cowell is a real motherfucker isn’t he.

      He’d be hanging an Albatross around American Idol’s neck if they took his advice.

  • MinneSoCold

    Next :roll:

  • mike3481

    Cowell said “That could work…”

    Cowell might be one these people who would say something like that and in his head he’s thinking, “no bleeping way”.

    Cowell seems to choose his words carefully, although I’ve only watched his show a total of 10 minutes, it strikes me if he was serious he would have said, “that would work”.

    Anyways, just saying…

  • CPLViper

    I will be seeing that picture in my nightmares.

    Luckily, in my nightmares, I am always armed. :twisted:

  • Rezz909

    No talent judges judging talent. :???: