Congressman Worries More Marines Might Cause Guam to â€˜Tip Over and Capsizeâ€™

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Congressman Worries More Marines Might Cause Guam to â€˜Tip Over and Capsizeâ€™

Mar 31, 2010 33 Comments ›› Pat Dollard

TerryTate

Bwhahahahahahahaaaa.

That poor admiral had to answer that idiots questions as if they were legitimate.

What a fool that congressman is.

We are fucked.
PUNISHER55

Diss guy he be’s an idiot !!! This is why most black coutries still don’t have runing water or toilets.
Dan

Your tax dollars at work…. How the hell did Tyrone Biggums get to be a congressman? Please tell me this is a SNL skit?

robert

Haha!! Red Balls!! :beer: :beer:
robert

Feed that guy to Manbearpig.

Double Tap

I first thought he was making a joke. But then the Admiral answered him as if it were an honest question. I would have snorted and laughed out loud. Fucking moron.

Blade Runner

The admiral deserves an “Atta boy” for answering that with a straight face.
Xcrypto

Evidence to all as to the quality of leadership the US Military produces as compared to the US Congress !

MinneSoCold

I would have answered…..
“Well congressman, our extensive studies of China and India having nearly 38% of the world’s population in one concentrated region of the globe, but the added weight from the population has not shifted the Earth’s axis whereas China and India become the south pole. Based on these studies we feel quite confident that the non-floating landmass of Guam will in fact not capsize from more people. Our study also indicates the shear lack of intelligence of the democrat party and voters in Georgia, which explains Former President Jimmy Carter. Alarmingly, Georgia is 24 hours away from capsizing into the Atlantic due to the incredible deadweight of all the idiots that voted you in. We will need you and all of your voters to move to Antarctica to counter-balance your state until further notice.”
MinneSoCold

Actually, is the any way to nominate Representative Hank Johnson (D, GA) for the Nobel Peace Prize for his heroic act of singlehandedly saving the island nation of Guam from complete destruction? Seriously, if Algore and Obama get one for their nonsense, this guy should easily score one.

libertarian

:beer: Good point!

martdod

I’ve been thinking about this and feel that extra weight on the island could acually make it more stable in rough seas.

political.fish

And who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?

-quote from Monty Python

Sgsaur

A couple million sperm and THIS ONE got the egg???

Blade Runner

Johnson has Hepatitus C, his brain is mush. He is also a Buddhist. Let’s just hope he doesn’t self-immolate if Guam fails to capsize when all those Marines land. He needs to enroll immediately in Obamacare.

Nanny

Keep in mind that this is the guy that replaced moonbat Cynthia McKinney. Makes you really wonder about his congressional district huh?
mike3481

Take it easy everyone.

I found out this morning that this Congressman is critically ill with Hepatitis-C and has been for quite sometime, ill to the point he could die tonight and it wouldn’t surprise anyone familiar with his health situation.

And yes I agree, if he’s so sick that he’s out-of-it, as he was in the video, then he should not be there.

He’s simply a dying man clinging to what life he has left.

I thought I should pass that along.

martdod

Then may I be the first to wish him a speedy death. :beer:
DC

All the more reason to kick his dumbass out for being dumber that a sack of hammers.

Of course if we did kick him out for that, we’d have to give nearly 80% of congress the boot too for the same stupidity!
MinneSoCold

If he is not in his right mind, then why is he on the House Armed Services Committee? Why is he even seen fit to serve as a congressman? Would we allow someone in his unfortunate state of mind drive a bus, continue teaching, direct air-traffic, continue serving in the military, write loans, and on-and-on?

I assume he voted yes for ObamaScareâ„¢ but you have to question his sanity and more so, why leadership hasn’t removed him from office. Then again, many more would be removed from office based upon sound mind, so I guess they’re protecting their own for political gain.
Cold Soldier

Affirmative action is awesome
NMPatriot

He may be Ill, however, he is still allowed to make policy decisions, crafting laws and voting on bills which impact all of us. That Dog Don’t Hunt for me!

This Moron needs the hook and placed in hospice.
Nanny

Excuse me! But since when is extreme stupidity a side affect of hepatitis C? We had a friend who ended up getting a new liver because of this disease and never once did he lose his marbles like this complete idiot. Me thinks he was an idiot before the disease took hold!!!
TerryTate

So, most of congress isn’t in their right minds, and they don’t have Hepatitis-C.

mongo

he used to be a judge!! he belongs between curly and moe.
Cold Soldier

52% of America wanted negroes in charge of the country…how dat be workin’ out for ya
http://www.dirtydozensbunker.com Sanders

So, is he a half-wit, or a complete idiot?

To think he is making $170k per year, plus perks – paid for out of our paychecks.
trustme1013

Sounds to me like a tossed plot-line for Lost.
Cpl. Munk

Holy crap it was like a kindergartner trying to job interview Albert Einstein.

That was the dumbest thing I have ever seen.
GRIZZ

oooba doooba.

MinneSoCold

Oddly, that sounds more intelligent than what Mr. Johnson said….

:beer: :gun: :beer:
GRIZZ FOR CONGRESS 2010
:beer: :gun: :beer:

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VOTE “EM ALL OUT IN NOVEMBER! :beer: :beer: :beer:
richwill

The congressman, reportedly, suffers from Hepatitis-C. The major portion of people suffering from Hepatitis-C are or have been intravenous drug uses. From the article I read he does not know, most of the time, if he is afoot or horse back.