Watch As Chicago River Dyed Green For St. Patrick’s Day

March 13th, 2010 (11) Posted By Pat Dollard.

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  • Tyler520

    St. Patricks Day in America is noting but a giant celebration of stereotypes…but of white people, so it is OK

    • http://WorldsBestResumes.com Judith, typical White Ohioan

      Thank you for your approval.

    • http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_woU5s2fwbZo/Suf-jj0RiOI/AAAAAAABNxM/s4lTdhv4IhA/s400/Courage_Wolf_6_by_Nossek.jpg T-Bagg (Unapologetically American)

      I love my white stereotypes. :beer: :gun:

    • John454

      It’s OK because we could give a fuck less about “stereotypes”. Why have a sense of humor and don’t cry over stupid shit.

  • CPLViper

    I forget what movie the line is from but it goes something like;

    “They can dye a river green for a day, why can’t they dye it clean for the rest?”

  • http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_woU5s2fwbZo/Suf-jj0RiOI/AAAAAAABNxM/s4lTdhv4IhA/s400/Courage_Wolf_6_by_Nossek.jpg T-Bagg (Unapologetically American)

    So that’s how they do it. Looks like standard issue sea dye marker. Stains your skin orange and the water green. Which is fun to throw into a parking lot on a rainy day.

    How long does the river stay green? Must be a slow flowing river.

    • RexRedbone

      Your question about the Chicago river flow
      http://www.inficad.com/~ksup/chiriver.html

      Reversing the Chicago River
      In 1887 it was decided to attempt a bold engineering feat and reverse the Chicago River. Rudolph Hering, chief engineer of the drainage and water supply commission, noted that the Great Lakes drainage system was separated from the Mississippi River drainage system by a summit or ridge approximately 8 feet high located some 12 miles west of the lake shore. A plan was evolved to cut through that ridge with a canal from the southerly tip of the south branch of the Chicago River and carry the wastes away from the lake and down to the Mississippi River through the Des Plaines and Illinois rivers. The Metropolitan Sanitary District of Greater Chicago was created in 1889 under a law passed by the state legislature to effect this plan.

      To reverse the flow of the Chicago River, a 28-mile canal was built from the south branch of the river through the low summit and down to Lockport. It was completed in 1900. The flow in this canal, commonly known as the Sanitary and Ship Canal or main channel, is controlled by locks at the mouth of the Chicago River and at Lockport. Thus, Chicago had built the first of its own rivers to dispose of waste waters.

      In 1910 another small artificial river was completed by building a dam, lock, and pumping plant at Wilmette and by digging the North Shore channel, connecting Lake Michigan with the north branch of the Chicago River. The wastes from the north suburban communities of Evanston, Wilmette, Winnetka, and others were diverted away from the lake and drained through the newly created main canal. This artificial channel is 8 miles long.

      In 1922, the third of Chicago’s artificial rivers was created. This river, the Cal-Sag channel, extends 16 miles westward from the Little Calumet River at Blue Island to a junction with the main canal. Here again, the flow of a natural river was diverted away from Lake Michigan and into the main drainage system flowing to the west. Today the entire waterway system consists of 71 miles of canals, channels, and rivers.

  • richwill

    Where are the wacko environmentalists when we need them??? :lol:

  • Cold Soldier

    Really? A whole river green? How many Irishmen are left in this chocolate city?

  • GRIZZ

    would ovomit sink or float?

  • MinneSoCold

    Next up, the Potomac in red.