Funny shit.

Forget teaching Beck, Ted’s skills are needed helping the resident in the White House.

They are both right – our manager brought his two completely spoiled children to work today for “bring your brats to work day”. He has done it for the 7 yrs. I have been there. All they are in it for is to get out of school for the day. They do nothing but cause havoc because they are unruly, rude and disrespectful.

Well, this old battle axe had enough today. The 12 yr. old started just pushing buttons on the credit card machine after his dad told him 3 times – don’t screw around with that. I got up, grabbed him by the nape of the neck and threw his ass out the door and told him to sit in his dad’s car until he decided he could listen. His eyes were about as big as plates. I then heard a commotion outside and he was on the side of our building lobbing large rocks in the parking lot. I grabbed him by the nape of the neck again and physically put him in the car. Walked back into our office and demanded that he take them home – which he did. When he came back he apologized and I told him as far as I am concerned that is the last time his children are welcome in our office. He knows I am pissed!!!