Diver – “I’m left now chasing an Octopus that just stole my camera…WTF!!!”

1. WTF? Dude you’re Gay, get over it.

Diver – “Right now it’s swimming away quite fast”.

2. Because you haven’t killed it yet cos you’re Gay.

Diver – “I’m still chasing it”

3. Because you haven’t killed it yet cos you’re Gay. (this is gettin’ old)

Diver – ” In awe of how that brave Octopus was cheeky enough to steal my camera”.

4. You’re incorrectly assuming that animals have a mind/self-awareness/cognitive reasoning…well they don’t, you dolt. Get out of the water cos I see a Great White in your future along with a funeral. Get a clue moron.

Diver – “In retrospect, it wasn’t attacking me at all”.

5. Sorry dude, you’re still Gay.

Diver – “I finally catch up to it and hold out my speargun.”

6. You’re still a moron…and Gay.

Diver – “Then it wraps it’s arms around my ‘spear’, which exposes the ‘camera”.

7. Dude, you are so Gay you make Liberace look like Pat Dollard or Lee Ermy.

Diver – “I see the chance and reach in towards it’s mouth…”

8. Okay, so you’re a “pitcher” and not a “catcher…you’re still Gay-er than anyone imagined”.

Diver – “After a bit of a wrestle, I finally get it back”.

9. “IT?”

Diver – “Now he won’t let go of the ‘speargun’.”

10. Okay, now I’m grossing out.

Diver – “I even tried to wave and shake him off”.

11. OMFG!

Diver – But he seemed to enjoy the ride, so I took him for a ride”.

12. You’re procreating with an Octopus?!!!!!!
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Pat, I know we’re on the same page here, right?

It might be a good idea to find out where this octopus keeps its stash…you never now how many other divers didn’t get their camera’s back…thief…hehehe