Chinese Big Foot Caught

April 6th, 2010 (26) Posted By Pat Dollard.

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Times Online:

A bizarre creature, dubbed the “oriental yeti”, has baffled scientists after emerging from ancient woodlands in remote central China.

The hairless beast was trapped by hunters in Sichuan province after locals reported spotting what they thought was a bear.

One hunter, Lu Chin, said: “It looks a bit like a bear but it doesn’t have any fur and it has a tail like a kangaroo.

“It also does not sound like a bear — it has a voice like a cat and it is calling all the time — perhaps it is looking for the rest of its kind or maybe it’s the last one.

“There are local legends of a bear that used to be a man and some people think that’s what we caught,” he added.

Now stumped local animal experts have shipped the mystery beast to scientists in Beijing for DNA tests.

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  • Bill

    When did Pelosi go to China?

  • YERMOM

    that’s a fucking baby MAN-BEAR-PIG!

    YERMOM didnt even know that Michelle Obama was pregnant…

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  • richwill

    Oh please, lets show some respect for the big foot. It is an insult to compare it to Michelle and Pelosi.

  • bingo

    Do we trust scientists anymore? I mean after climategate. It’ll take years for the ‘baffled scientists’ to say it’s a new species caused by global warming, when it is quite clearly a kangaroo on it’s last legs. (no pun intended)
    http://www.eaglestock.com/graphics/kang2%5E.gif

  • ATTILA

    It is obviously the frumias bandersnatch.

  • Odin2012

    Obama’s little brother. :roll:

  • MinneSoCold

    CHUPRACABRA!!!!! :shock:

    UPDATE: Chinese scientists are trying to figure out if it’s better served Sichuan or Cantonese style.

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      :beer: :beer: :beer:

  • Jerb

    It’s a R.O.U.S.! I wasn’t even sure it existed!

    • Rich C

      :beer:

  • GRIZZ

    barney frank would try to fuck it

    • MinneSoCold

      LMFAO! Actually, Barney would want it to tap him.

    • westcoastgirl

      I just threw up my lunch!

    • MinneSoCold

      :arrow: wcg
      Doesn’t every west coaster do that after lunch anyway?
      :razz:

    • westcoastgirl

      hahaha…not this one…probably should change my name since I’m in FL now

    • MinneSoCold

      Oh I think there might be some lunch barfers down in Florida too, especially around Miami and South Beach. Hell, we have them up here in Minnesota but they’re all libtards going to watch Garrison Keillor’s A Prairie Home Companion in their little Toyota Prius’s…. so they don’t matter.

    • westcoastgirl

      :mrgreen: I’m sure you’re right. (Although I have no idea who you are talking about them watching.) I never have understood why someone would want to puke on purpose, but the image of Frank doing it with anyone or anything is enough to make anyone need to purge.

  • Robert

    The midget park worked as bait! :shock:

    • MinneSoCold

      HA! Nicely played Robert.

    • Robert

      haha thanks. I am still laughing.. :lol: Everyones comments were awesome. Thanks for the laughs. :beer: :beer:

  • MarkF

    its just a normal dog after eating chinese brand dog food

    • MinneSoCold

      But they usually like to keep their dogs healthy and fatten them up before stir frying them, so it must be some really bad kibbles & bits!

  • Tammy

    Poor little doggie.
    What are they gonna feed it?

    I’m surprised the Chinese aren’t going to eat it.

  • NMPatriot

    Nazi Pelosi…. Someone shaved her back!