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“It’s Nice To Have A Girl Around The House”



Apr 6, 2010 18 Comments ›› Pat Dollard

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  • Jeanet

    Pat,

    I feel the need to ask you how your love-life is these days :mrgreen:

    • http://patdollard.com Pat Dollard

      What do you remember about such things?

    • Jeanet

      An answer to that question depends on who’s love-life we’re talking ’bout. Yours or mine. :wink: :beer:

    • http://patdollard.com Pat Dollard

      Well, since you don’t know shit about mine, Oprah, let’s do yours.

    • Jeanet

      As you seem to insist on it:

      My love-life has improved so much after I started to steer away from guys who don’t respect me, call me “Oprah” and simply forget about what exactly I’m standing for :mrgreen:

      Seriously Pat.
      Have a :beer: and just accept I know you better than this.
      I know you’ve got the balls so I dare you; mail me.

    • http://patdollard.com Pat Dollard

      You need to chill out, sweetheart, I’m just fucking around about your age, since you were fucking around with me. It’s just your age, it’s not like I’m talking about your weight or something.

    • Jeanet

      Grandma always said:”Only those who love you truly will be able to hurt you.”

      I don’t care if you talk about my age. ’63 was a good year. They don’t make them like us any more these days.

      Go ahead, complain ‘bout my weight. As long as this “girl” still awes healthy and good looking young United States Marines, (no shit, happened this afternoon), there’s nothing wrong. (Might have been my LBD and killer heels added up but, if the woman wearing it has the wrong attitude it’s only an empty LBD walking by. A hot-blooded true American Marine doesn’t care about the empty dress, he cares about what’s inside. Preferably without the dress. :mrgreen: )

      It was the “Oprah”-thing that got to me. I just don’t like Oprah W. and get pissed when some one is comparing me to her. Can’t remember she ever walked blood in her shoes in favour of any soldier. :evil:

      (Ain’t it nice to bicker?)

      I knew it, you got balls.
      Respect Sir, for taking the opportunity and set things straight yourself. This being a public forum, open to any one interested.

      Oh, f*ck it. Let’s just …….(Fill in whatever you feel like.)

      All yours, (without any moment of doubt, seriously),

      Jeanet from the Netherlands. ( A sucker to any guy who dares to call me “sweetheart” openly and really means it too.)

    • http://patdollard.com Pat Dollard

      I threw in Oprah because you were suddenly playing the pop psychologist. The fact that that reference was what upset you the most proves you’re cool.

    • Jeanet

      Wasn’t meant as psycho-bable. Was trying to find out if your daughter was visiting you for Spring-break. I thought so due to the stuff you were posting in Deep Thoughts.
      Lesson learned: if trying to fish for crab, one might end up with a big shark. :oops:

      Psycho-bable only ads up to the false halo one tries to carry around.
      I learned during those 8 years in the army that listening and actually “do” something is more appreciated and actually works than even more bable. (Hence, ending up finding blood in your killer heels after a days hard work. Never felt it, was too busy taking care of others.)

      FYI:
      I’ll go to heaven, there will be a nice chair for me to sit upon. Nothing fancy though. The seat is rigged with barbed wire and every now and then 220 Volts will be send trough that barded wire as well. Just to remind me into eternity what I did wrong. The fact I’ll have a chair in heaven and don’t have to go to hell is a reminder for the little things I do right while living.

      So, let’s just settle for me being a bit, uhm….modestly cool now as my ass will be hurting and fried later on, forever. :twisted:

  • BradW (the Infidel)

    You know, I still drink Cahse & Sanborn coffee daily. For one, it tastes the same as Folgers or the other brands, in fact better than a lot of them, and is a lot cheaper. the add makes it all the better…

  • http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs118.snc1/4734_186947260522_662580522_7172964_332694_n.jpg T-Bagg (Unapologetically American)

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    :beer:

  • kim clift

    This last one makes me smile for some strange reason. :oops:

    • Storm 0311

      Have you been bad?

    • BradW (the Infidel)

      do you WANT to be bad?? :mrgreen: :twisted:

    • http://patdollard.com Pat Dollard

      Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

  • dave

    Another one that would go along with the “Love Cosmetics” would be the old Coppertone ads with the doggie tugging down the rear of the little girl’s bathing suit, exposing the tan line and a little more. How times have changed.

  • Dark Night’s Daughter

    Pat and friends, What do you think about this:

    13. We are headed for a one world currency with a central bank of central banks. The world is going to change dramatically in possibly as little as two months.

    http://jsmineset.com/2010/04/06/jims-mailbox-403/

    Your Deep Thoughts greatly appreciated.

    • http://patdollard.com Pat Dollard

      I’d say there are plans in order, with significant forces behind them, for what you cite. As for the timing, nyet. As for these forces’ ability to pull it off, questionable.