Las Vegas Hotel Launches 855-Foot Skyjump

April 21st, 2010 (7) Posted By Pat Dollard.

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  • PatriotofPast

    NO FRICKEN WAY!

  • The Sentinel at the Gate

    Way! And can we have some folks from DC participate in this. I’ll be happy to rig and check their chutes for them.

  • MinneSoCold

    —WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE—

    The Obama administration demonstrates it’s new “Anti-Las Vegas Tourism” rehabilitation/torture technique where all Las Vegas visitors will be forced to jump off an 855-foot building in order to deter gambling away their money.

    Chief-of-Staff Rahm Emanuel, the mastermind behind the project states, “This is so fucking awesome it’s retarded! We used to throw assholes off the Sears Building in Chicago all the fucking time if they didn’t fucking play ball with us. Problem was a fucking dead man doesn’t give you any fucking money. After seeing Soros’ puppet-strings on Obama, I had the most fucking retarded idea. If people go to Las Vegas to throw their money away, lets fucking shake them down right there before they piss it away by throwing the motherfuckers off a building. Of course we quickly hook a long fucking dogleash to their belt-loop just as we push them, we’re not retarded. By the time they reach the fucking ground, they’re sobbing like Al Gore after loosing in 2000. The fuckers give us all their money and go home. That’s a fucking WIN-WIN in my book.”

    The test run with getting democrat legislators to vote for the Health Care Reform bill was so successful, the administration is planning on expanding this program in all major cities, starting next week with a Wall Street location.

  • http://www.fullcirclethinker.com Fullcirclethinker

    For all those who want to jump to their death as a form of suicide, they could first go to Vegas and see if that is what they really want to do. You know, kind of like a ‘test run’.

  • GRIZZ

    Russian roulette is supposed to be fun too

  • TerribleTroy

    Ide give it a try…. then again, I aint been right in the head since the last time I came into contact with the ground at a high rate of speed

    • GRIZZ

      Those tricycles were a bitch