Erik Wong’s Belated Tribute To Ronnie Dio

(This would have been up two days after Dio’s passing, but the site obviously wasn’t here to accommodate it)

If history books talked about the lives of everyone who had ever lived, history would be the most boring and drawn out anything in well… In history. Leaf through any history text you can find and you can bet that only those who during their lifetimes achieved the greatest of things have their named printed in the hallowed halls of history’s greatest. It is with this in mind that I will say to you this: the late, great, Master of Metal Ronnie James Dio is absolutely without question a great historical figure. Dio isn’t just a rock God, Dio is THE rock God. No man or woman from Kurt Cobain to Tupac to Mick Jagger to even Dio’s contemporary and peer Ozzy Osbourse has had as much influence on music as a whole as he. The only people I can even imagine having as much influence on music in general as Dio would be Elvis Presley, MAYBE Frank Sinatra, and Leo Fender, the Henry Ford of electric guitars.

You may ask yourself, how does this man have so much influence on music as a whole, let alone metal music? Well the answer is simple, and for once, I am not exaggerating: Ronnie Dio invented epic music. Now in order for you to fully understand what I mean by that, I will need to take you on a bit of a history lesson. Dio had been playing in various rock bands since the middle 60’s, having modest success with his bands such as “The Vegas Kings,” “Ronnie and the Red Caps” and “Ronnie Dio and the Prophets.” In 1967, Dio’s meteoric rise to fame began with the inception of his band “Elf.” At the time, there was really no breaking ground. Rather, Elf was more of a launch pad for Dio’s career. Elf ran strong until 1975, and received some attention from major forces in the developing metal scene, including Deep Purple, whom Elf routinely opened for on tour. This is where history is about to be made. In summer 1975, the first ever Guitar God, Richie Blackmore, got fed up with his band Deep Purple’s increasingly homo R&B direction, and decided to tell the rest of the band where to stick it. Now at the time, this was a momentous event, as Blackmore was already established as the most incredible face-melter of the time (which, if you go back and listen to some of his works, remain true to this day), and Deep Purple was easily one of the biggest bands of its era. Nonetheless, Blackmore decided to go his own way, and lo and behold decided to recruit Dio and his band Elf to help him forge a new path of metal that would bring the music world to its knees for over a decade. Dio and Blackmore decided to name their new endeavor “Rainbow,” which admittedly sounds like some obvious gay-bar pop band a la Bear Force One (YouTube it). Nothing, again, could be further from the truth. Rainbow ended up becoming one of the greatest and most influential Heavy Metal bands OF ALL TIME with twin unstoppable powerhouses Dio and Blackmore on vocals and guitar, respectively. It only took them one year to release their second album, easily the most epic album of all time, the incredible and venerable “Rising.” Just a look at the cover art of this album says it all:

EPIC

If that isn’t enough to convince you of the album’s sheer worshippable status, one listen to it will change your mind. The album opens strong with the song “Tarot Woman,” and then repeats everything it did right in its first song with the following two, “Run With The Wolf” and “Starstruck.” Three epic songs in a row, and oh how the band is just getting started. Their next track, “Do You Close Your Eyes” is regrettably and admittedly crappy, with the lyrics revolving around Dio asking awkward sexual questions to an anonymous woman. The whole song is VERY un-Dio, as Blackmore was consistently pushing Dio away from his favored epic style of music into Blackmore’s preferred radio-friendly brand of metal, but more on that later. Just when you start to think that one rotten apple can ruin the whole bushel, you turn the vinyl around and begin playing side B. Now there are only two songs on side B, and the reason for that is because they are both over 8 minutes long. See? Epic. “Stargazer” and “Light in the Black” are bar-non hands down two of the most amazing songs ever recorded, and I demand that you go and listen to both of them as soon as you can to see exactly what I mean. The whole album, not to mention the latter two songs on it, was so beyond-words-awesome that literally the first thing that Kerrang Magazine EVER did (as in, in Kerrang Issue #1) was declare “Rainbow Rising” the best album of all time. They are right.

Dio has a long and towering career after this event, including one more album with Rainbow before coming fed up with Blackmore’s constant proddings towards radio metal and taking the reins of Black Sabbath from the Ozzman and eventually forming his legendary solo career and bringing “Holy Diver” to the world, but the rest of that is inconsequential right now. Besides, if you are cool enough to be reading this, you probably already know all about this anyways.
Now back to where I was. Think of some bands that these days can be considered proprietors of real epic music; Nightwish, Iron Maiden, they all woefully predate Dio and his efforts with Rainbow. I can think of one song that predates Rainbow Rising’s invention of truly epic metal, and that is Deep Purple’s Highway Star, a song that yep, Richie Blackmore wrote. But now you may be asking yourself, how is he more important to metal than Ozzy himself? I mean, Ozzy is admittedly more well-known as the “Prince of Darkness” and the authority of heavy metal, but consider this: Ozzy and Dio had just as much part in creating the sound and laying the groundwork for Heavy Metal as a whole, and around the same time at that. BUT, there is one thing that Dio did that Ozzy could never claim.

Take a minute and hop on Google. Image search the words “Heavy Metal.” The very first picture should be a diagram of the “Devil Horns” hand sign that these days represent everything that rocks. Ronnie Dio invented that. If you go to any hard rock concert anywhere in the world with any band, from crappy deathcore to classic rock and glam metal to radio-friendly modern metal and nu-metal, you will see this sign being made by people in the audience:

Everyone in every branch of metal partakes in the devil horns. I never see people at concerts chant “Ozzy, Ozzy” unless that is who they are there to see. In that regard, the spirit of Dio and his accomplishments are present at every metal show, in every metal band, ever.

The story is as such. Dio’s grandmother was a very old-school, superstitious woman. She used to make that very same sign of horns towards her grandson to ward off evil. I’m not sure what superstition that stemmed from, but Dio just took it and ran with it, inadvertently inventing the very sign of all metal music for the rest of time.

My brother once said that “Dio is too evil to die.” Unfortunately, he was wrong. Two days before my writing of this article, Dio, the man, the legend, passed away from stomach cancer at 7:45 AM the morning of May 16th, 2010. I felt like somebody had shot my dog when I found out. And while I am writing this as a tribute to one of my three undeniable musical icons (bet you can’t guess the other two), I would have happily penned it while the most powerful singer in Metal were still alive. Dio deserved tribute in all walks of life, and he deserves tribute especially in his untimely death. Dio was rocking things his way even before The Beatles existed (his first claim to fame came in 1957, while the Beatles formed in 1960, when, for reference, John Lennon was only 20 years old). In that way, he essentially predates Rock N Roll as well as personifies it. I was fortunate enough to see him live in concert in 2007 with the other members of Black Sabbath (known now with Dio as “Heaven N Hell,” the project he was working on before he died) while they were on tour with Testament, Motorhead, and Judas Priest. I know what you’re thinking, and yes, it was one of the best shows I have ever been to.

The question that I raise now is this: what should we do to honor a man whose influence was as widespread as Alexander the Great? A man whose vision and creativity put Frank Herbert and JRR Tolkein’s to shame? I for one, think that Dio deserves a farewell at least as extravagant as Michael Jackson, and then some, once you take into consideration that Dio never penetrated an 8 year old boy’s colon. The whole public came to its knees and threw a sending off that would give Queen Elizabeth envy for a fallen pederast who overdosed on painkillers and hadn’t done anything of note in twenty years, but when a TRUE hero, a persistent musical icon such as Ronnie Dio leaves this mortal coil, it is a footnote in the afternoon news. What the f- is wrong with people these days? Where are your priorities? I sure know I’ll proudly to show my support for Dio and his truly larger-than-life legacy that no musician today can touch. I dare any and every one of you to show your support in the wake of the loss of a honest-to-God hero of our time. If you disagree, you don’t have the right to \m/ metal horns ever again. Learn your rock history, and find out where respect is deserved, I don’t care what genre you support. Men like Dio come only once every few generations, and they leave an unmistakable path of greatness in their wake for all who can to follow. Considering the man was 5’4”, he made one hell of a tall act to follow.