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Jun 14, 2010 13 Comments ›› Erik Wong

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Metro.uk:

A teenager collapsed during his marriage to a cow he had earlier been caught having sex with after claiming it had flirted with him.

Unemployed Ngurah Alit, 18, was seen in a Bali paddy field standing naked behind the animal.

He claimed he believed the cow was a young and beautiful woman, and it had seduced him with flattering compliments.

He was then forced to marry the cow to cleanse the coastal village of Yeh Embang of the bestiality.

But during the ritual Alit passed out as locals and police – drafted in to keep journalists at bay – looked on and his mother began screaming, according to Detik.com.

One villager said: ‘Poor kid. He’s actually a quiet kid.’

Alit quickly then became a widower when his new bride was drowned in the sea as part of the Pecaruan ritual. Alit was only symbolically drowned and bathed on the beach.

Chief Ida Bagus Legawa declared that the village had then been ‘cleansed’ from the ‘defilement from the incident.’


  • westcoastgirl

    I didn’t know the Obamas were over seas :mrgreen:

  • thejollylama

    Isn’t this an excerpt from chapter 1 of Barry Soetoro’s.. ‘Dreams of my Father’?

  • Moriah

    Are you sure Hillary doesn’t have anything to do with this? :lol:

  • RexRedbone

    I will see your cow sex and match it with a animal brothel

    The man fucked by a horse and died
    Enumclaw case, a 45-year-old Gig Harbor man died after having sex with a horse on Tait’s rental farm. Authorities charged Tait with trespassing at a neighbor’s farm on the night of the man’s death. Tait’s neighbors told Seattle The Times in 2005 that they didn’t know that people had been sneaking into their barn to have sex with their horses

    Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/04/16/20100416animal-sex-farm-washington16-ON.html#ixzz0qsouxHK3

    • TerryTate

      Yeah, as backwards as people like to think of the third world, at least the villagers in Bali know when something is wrong, and actually tried to do something to condemn it.

      Here, we protect the fuckin weirdos.

  • MarkF

    The guy who married his cow heard about the guy having sex with a bull and said “thats a male you sick bastard”

    When being transgendered is promoted in school as an acceptable lifestyle how long until the ACLU if fighting for your right to marry your horse?

    • LMWIS

      My thoughts exactly.

  • Franchie

    could only happen in UK, they made their cows becoming mad

    • trustme1013

      Actually … it happened in Bali, Indonesia, as it says in the article. It was picked up by the metro.uk.

  • Franchie

    uh, I was too happy to point on a Brit failure I guess !

    • trustme1013

      Oh, trust me. That was my first thought, too. Like, what goes ON over there, geez! ;)

    • TerryTate

      Hmm, that’s interesting, because trustme1013 was only too happy to point out a French failure in reading comprehension…

      Tit for tat, eh?

      :wink:

    • Franchie

      Terry, we all read according to our own perspective, depends on ones’ agendas