12 Responses to “Jon Stewart To Fox News: “Nothing Obama Does Will Ever Make You Fucking Happy””

  1. Jon

    I’m sure they’d be thrilled if he announced he was resigning. I’d feel a thrill up my leg too.

  2. odin2012

    Leave the office, step down and return to his homeland Kenya.NOW! That would make me real happy!
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/odin2012/3621383975/

  3. Lil Mac

    Well if he dropped dead …. yeah I’d be F*Kin tickled .. tingles up my leg too ..

  4. Storm0311

    He could repeal tarp.
    Or at least stop waisting the unspent money.

    He could quit.
    He could actually start displaying American Values and lead the country with them.

    He could stop “sound biting”

    He could be honest and stop blaming everyone else.

    He could have an honest talk about what “fundamental change means”

    He could enact a flat tax.
    He could freeze government growth.

    there is a whole bunch he can do to make me happy but mostly he can leave me alone and stop wrecking stuff for other people.

  5. GRIZZ

    If he would finish his mussolini act to the end,I would be happy

  6. Sentinel at the Gate

    He could disappear!

  7. Bobby E.

    When the end comes, we’ll be looking for you also, Jon Stewart.

  8. Barry Soetoro

    Hmmmm.. similar to how nothing Bush did would ever make John Stewart, Keith Olberman, Rachel Madcow, etc happy.

    No Bush left to ridicule so they ridicule FoxNews. Marginalize and destroy. Alinksy 101.

  9. Razor

    Let’s get one thing straight, Stewart, you sedition-loving, ball-licking Cumslurper - I HATE OBAMA AND I WILL NOT BE HAPPY OR GLEEFUL OR ELATED OR ECSTATIC UNTIL EVERY LAST OBAMA ADMINISTRATION PUKE IS BEHIND BARS OR DEAD AS 9 WEEK OLD WHALE SHIT (WHICH AS YOU CAN IMAGINE AFTER NINE WEEKS WOULD ALREADY HAVE BEEN TURNED TO PLANKTON SHIT OR AMOEBA SHIT).

    I ESPECIALLY WILL BE THRILLED WHEN PRISON VIDEOS OF A GANG OF BUBBAS OR A GANG OF TRIPODS WORKING ON THE SKINNY KENYAN’S ASS ARE DISTRIBUTED ON REPUBLICAN-CONTROLLED VIDEO.

    Now, is that clear, you fucking piece of shit?

  10. tjamesmichael

    Isn’t Stewart a clown?

  11. David

    Well said all.

  12. stewart is another demi asshole, what else can you expect

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