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Man Shoots At Parents Amidst Melee With Attacking Clowns



Jul 20, 2010 15 Comments ›› Pat Dollard

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Twin Cities:

Police responded early Friday to a call of shots fired at a home in Roberts and found a man apparently hallucinating an attack by clowns.

The 40-year-old man, armed with a shotgun, had fired several shots in his mother’s home. It also appeared that he fired a shot at his mother and visiting father as they fled from the home in a vehicle, said St. Croix County Sheriff Dennis Hillstead.

“Pellets probably hit their windshield,” Hillstead said.

Police arrived about 4 a.m. and surrounded the home. The man came to the door at one point and was “yelling at what he could see in the yard, but there was nothing there,” Hillstead said.

The man went back into the home and fired more rounds, Hillstead said. In total, about 22 shotgun rounds were fired into the walls and ceiling of the home.

The man then went to the porch with the shotgun in hand and a bag of ammunition around his neck. He did not respond to police commands, but after the man slipped and fell, deputies were able to take him into custody, Hillstead said.

While being taken to a hospital for examination, the man indicated he had taken a hallucinogenic drug. He said he believed that people dressed as clowns were attacking his mother’s home and that he had shot and killed a number of them, Hillstead said. He also said he had shot dogs that were attacking him and that his mother had been shot and killed.

“He was … not in touch with reality,” Hillstead said.

No one was injured in the incident.

The man, who was visiting from Arizona, is being held in a mental facility while he undergoes a psychological evaluation, Hillstead said Tuesday.

He has not been charged with a crime, and police have not released his name.


  • Molon Labe

    Lucky dude. In Las Vegas the effing cops would have shot him dead.

  • American

    My dad was given too much prednisone and thought that dogs with bibles were attacking him one morning. When my cousin pulled up into the yard to pick him up to eat breakfast dad shot him 3 times with his scoped sks in the heart and waited an hour to call police.So my cousin died instantly.My dad was of course charged with murder and with his emphysemia lasted about 1yr before he could be tried.The local sheriff stole every gun my dad had and would not give any back to our family he had over 50 firearms in his house.The sheriff claimed their was only one and that it was destroyed.Anyway had to dump that shit on this article for some reason. The incident reminded me of that again.

    • GRIZZ

      Awful story.
      Steroid pshchosis is what happened to your pops.
      I went thru a nine month treatmtent of prednisone.When they upped the dose to 200 mg ,I was full blown hallucinating.
      Literally dreaming while awake.
      Mrs GRIZZ comes home to find me hiding in a closet balling my eyes out.
      And I dont mean fkn
      I thought I had lost my mind.
      The only time in my life I almost sold all my guns,for fear of killing myself or someone
      Sorry for the loss of your family members American

  • http://HBCIndy.com Dr. Jerry

    Man….quit clowning around!

  • http://HBCIndy.com Dr. Jerry

    I mean…you have really got to hate it when your front yard is full of vicious clowns and their clown dogs…when that happens to me…out comes my shotgun and I go to shootin!

    And when they get into the house! I mean…O man…Katie bar the door…it’s blow out the walls, shoot out the windows, take out the doors…I mean, you know, you have to get ‘em all…’cm on…

  • odin2012

    I can imagine 20 evil clowns in my yard, they came in their little evil clown car, armed with large plastic squeaky baseball bats and cream pies. When I shoot them, they bleed popcorn. I didn’t want to shoot them, but they had an Obama sticker on their little evil clown car….They were truly….evil. :roll:

  • Bobby E

    “He was … not in touch with reality,”

    Sounds like Obama to me.

  • IC

    LSD can do strange things to the mind. I don’t know if that’s what he took, but it fits.

  • http://HBCIndy.com Dr. Jerry

    The worst part of all…I mean the part that I just cannot stand…the part that drives me up the wall…is those stupid clown horns! When you’ve got 20 or 25 painted up clowns, charging the front door, and they are blowin those stupid, insipid, insane horns…man…they’ve gotta go! It’s lock and load, you know, none of that bird shot, it’s double and triple aught buck…and when they get in real close, when they make it inside, and those stupid horns are still blowin…you have to transfer to the handgun and give ‘em some 1911 .45 auto. I keep several Wilson 10 round mags loaded just for that purpose.

    And…O man…could we ever talk about that wicked clown background music…that carnival sound…you mix that with some purple micro dot acid and man it will drive you completely crazy!

    • http://1913intel.com - o s g o -

      :shock: :shock: :beer: :beer:

      Just glad no clowns were killed, along with the dude; when you think about it, sounds like the easy thing to do would be to waste the guy — great police work!

      Can u imagine being the cop that pulls up – guy shooting clowns, on acid…and you’re the guy trying to talk him down or kill him?

      Now, where is my deep-fried crescent wrench? This story made me laugh.

    • Storm 0311

      jeez knock it off Jerry

    • http://HBCIndy.com Dr. Jerry

      Cm’on Storm…it’s those painted eyes and that red mouth…Dude! it just drives me crazy…I mean, you have just gotta grab the Remington 870 and sling ‘er down on a wicked clown!

      And those big clown shoes…when they sneek across your front yard they sqeek just like chi-com sandals…I can hear that incessant sqeeking right now! It just brings me to the edge of total fear…I have to get a bag of shotgun shells, get out on the front porch, and open fire…these clowns gotta go!

  • Sentinel at the Gate

    It’s PhsyWar Ops – the clowns are IRS agents trying to draw fire and get gun owners exposed so the Brown Shirts can come in and blow them away.

  • MinneSoCold

    That’s what you get for watching the Porn Clown Posse and taking drugs! :roll:

  • YERMOM

    Nothing makes me happier than smokin’ some clowns real, or imaginary.

    :gun: