Nothing Can Kill Dick Cheney – Updated With Video

July 14th, 2010 (7) Posted By Erik Wong.

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NBC:

Former Vice President Dick Cheney, who has battled coronary artery disease for decades, had a small heart pump implanted last week at Inova Fairfax Hospital.

Cheney said in a statement that the operation went “very well” and that he is recuperating at the hospital after undergoing the procedure at the hospital’s Heart and Vascular Institute.

“A few weeks ago, it became clear that I was entering a new phase of the disease when I began to experience increasing congestive heart failure,” Cheney said in the statement. “After a series of recent tests and discussions with my doctors, I decided to take advantage of one of the new technologies available and have a Left Ventricular Assist Device (LVAD) implanted.”

Cheney said the pump will help him “resume an active life.”

Cheney suffered his first heart attack in 1978 at age 37. He suffered a minor heart attack in February, which was his fifth, and has undergone a quadruple-bypass surgery and two procedures to unclog his arteries, according to the New York Times.

Cheney was admitted to George Washington Hospital in late June after experiencing discomfort, and he received medication for a heart ailment.

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  • SC

    Good for him, I like the guy.

    • mike3481

      :beer:

  • MinneSoCold

    In post op, Mr. Cheney released this brief statement….
    http://www.entertonement.com/clips/ctydbtlqql

  • tom of wales

    You gotta love DC.

  • monkeysdad

    He is like Darth Vader. He is awesome… Barrack I am your father.

    • TerryTate

      I think you meant: Barack, you are my bitch….

      Cheney is so far inside Barack’s decision making capabilities, they aren’t even comparable. Barack is already fucked, he’s just too slow to know it yet.

  • GRIZZ

    Walk softly and carry a BIG DICK.
    :beer: To your health