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“Man Down”: Dan Abrams To Write Book “Proving” Women Are Superior To Men



Sep 13, 2010 8 Comments ›› Pat Dollard

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NY Post:

Msnbc legal eagle Dan Abrams is making the case for women, literally. He’s inked a six-figure deal with Abrams Books (no relation) to chronicle ways women are superior to men. In “Man Down,” he’ll present studies, polls and other “evidence” to prove that women actually best the boys in typically male areas like gambling and enduring pain, and even make better hedge-fund managers and cops. Abrams isn’t basing this on his own studies of gorgeous actresses: “If I had any unique insight into women, I would be married. I don’t. This is a fun book written from the perspective of a lawyer making a case. A lot of people will be surprised by what we found.” It’s due around Mother’s Day next year.


  • richwill

    A nauseous photo, two jerk offs jerking each other off. Did Heraldo find him in a locked safe?

  • http://hyperinflation-watch.blogspot.com/ ZenDraken

    A beta-male advertising his beta-maleness.

  • MinneSoCold

    :!: :!: :!: INSIDE SCOOP! :!: :!: :!:
    :!: :!: :!: A Pat Dollard Exclusive…. preview excerpt of forthcoming book….

    Abrams: “I’ve worked hard at attempting many of the ways women are better than men to prove myself wrong, and I found I am not man enough to best women at most things. I know this skews my results being the measure of proof in this book, but I have few “male” friends. Yes, they may have a penis, but hardly qualify as men. As ironic as it sounds, they make me the “alpha male” in the research group. Now one specific thing I thought I was much better than women since my high school years, having a ton of experience doing with all my guy friends, turned out that indeed I sucked at. In fact, I really sucked compared to women. That being giving blowjobs. Being a guy, you would think I should know how to suck a cock and make it good. All of my guy friends said so, but it turns out they really don’t know any better or have long forgotten how well women give head. Take it from me guys, women suck cock way better than we can, and trust me when I say I really tried hard to prove that wrong. Even Grandwizard Cockgobbler Barney Frank concedes Nancy sucks his cock way better than he sucks hers. So there you have it, a big ONE in the Women’s column.”

    See, he really is a cocksucker and a sucky one to boot! :twisted:

  • Nate Whilk

    It’s been done.

    “The Natural Superiority of Women” by Ashley Montagu, 1952

  • Tyler520

    I’ll agree, to an extent – I’ll even write the book for for him, write here and now:

    Women have tits.

    Fin

  • SC

    Good! Finally proof I can give my wife why I should sit at home all day and eat Bon Bons…

  • wwtd

    An old fella once told me the worst invention was a handle on a broom.

  • Tom in CO

    Iron my shirt!