Owner – I just gave my dog a double shot of cyanide.
Old man across the street – Oh, you better not bury her in the pet cemetary just beyond those trees, take a right after the water fall, through the trails of pine woods, and up the rocky hills up yonder if you want her to come back to life infused with the devil.
Ownder – What?
Old man across the street – I said would you like a Pabst Blue Ribbon?
