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Keith Olbermann Assures Bill O’Reilly He Did Not Commit Suicide On Election Day



Nov 3, 2010 11 Comments ›› Pat Dollard


  • john

    what a dolt.

  • penguin848

    We can still hope he changes his mind ( small as it is) and jumps from a bridge or something

  • David

    O’Reilly didn’t say that he wanted that to happen, only that they might set themselves on fire and not to let small children watch. Yeah, olbermann, you’re still here, but no one is watching.

  • GRIZZ

    Maybe he needs some assistance

  • Sgsaur

    He misunderstood. He was told to fall on his sword, but he heard “swallow a sword”, so he knelt before Obama again and…

  • Girlfriend

    Don’t fear the Reaper, Keith

  • Chuck O

    What a douche nozzle. Hey Keith, what happened to your world’s worst person report? Ahh, that’s right. You got shamed into giving it up, shamed by a comedian and not a funny one either.

  • CJW

    Look at him– always the ass clown.

  • Tyler520

    That’s a shame – I would have paid to see him blow his brains out on live TV.

    Maybe we’ll get lucky, and a drunk driver will wipe him from this Earth in the near future

  • bacongreasenapalm

    I actually tried to watch him election night, hoping. I couldn’t stand one whole minute.
    -I’m so fucking glad they took him off Sunday Night Football.

  • JayMS

    The problem with Queefy commiting suicide on Countdown to No Ratings is that he would have been there dead for weeks and no one would notice he’s gone.