Local News Report Demonstrates Why You Don’t Fight Guys With Samurai Swords

December 20th, 2010 (4) Posted By Pat Dollard.

Samurai sword fight injures man: wthitv.com

“The man from the house eventually picked up a wooden club and then investigators say that’s when the man from the car pulled out a samurai sword.

According to detectives, in the middle of the fight, the man with the sword sliced off three fingers from the man with the club.

Police say that the man was sent to an Indianapolis hospital to reattach his fingers.

Investigators talked to the man with the sword at the scene.

Police are still hoping to talk to more witnesses and get a clearer picture of exactly what happened.

In the mean time, the man with the sword is not facing any charges at this time.”

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  • William Ayres

    But you do bring a gun to a sword fight… :gun:

  • Storm0311

    He’s lucky the sword held together.
    99% of the swords you see are shit and even a good one is not made to parry a pipe.

    Too funny the doofus is lucky he only lost a couple fingers.

  • solomonpal

    Terra Haute Indiana…My idea of a dream comes true. I guess there are some Whitetail deer around for a lucky few. Question…where do you get lead pipes nowadays?

  • Giorgi

    yeah…shining lights (maybe unintentional) isnt a crime, but attacking a man with a samurai sword with a lead pipe is pure fucking dumb. better get a 1911, might help with the stand off issues.