I wanna open a gas station in Egypt and give a free pack of matches with every gallon can of gas! I hope this catches on!
bacongreasenapalm
BACONGREASENAPALM!
bacongreasenapalm
This is the best news I’ve heard in a long time.
Lock and Load
I guess there were no terrorist targets of opportunity, and they couldn’t wait to see allah… but I don’t think they get the virgins when they take the easy way out
David
The more the merrier.
David
Or, they can serve as the fire for a good old pork BBQ.
Tommyknocker
EEIIWW…Not advisable David. Muslim usually leaves a bitter after taste on Pork.
(Oh, God’s gonna’ get me for that one, not a nice thing to say!)
David
Well, then, smother the pork with lots and lots of American made BBQ sauce.
But the pork drippings will insure that “smokey” will not make it to paradise for his 72 virgins.
Amwiser
I wonder if the ones setting themselves on fire are the Islamists or the people who are being confronted by Islamists. I have a feeling it is the latter. Taking away a fruit and vegetable stand? That it something I can definitely see an Islamic government doing. I am reminded of incidents where they make and start enforcing Sharia /Islam rules as they move in on the disbeliever. I also am reminded of some sort of Islamic etiquette rules about how you are supposed to display your fruits and vegetables at market. Rules against what can be described as “Freudian” combinations……like , ohhh……the cucumbers being stacked with the lemons/limes in such a way….
MarkF
Wait a minute let grab some marshmellows and chocolate.
Seriously, we need to find out what makes these turds self ignite and spread it thru the middle east.