Cokayne Arrested For Selling Marijuana

April 1st, 2011 (5) Posted By Pat Dollard.

Washington Post:

The story you are about to read is true. The names have not been changed because otherwise it wouldn’t be that interesting.

The Fairfax County police on Tuesday arrested a man named Kevin Lee Cokayne and charged him with dealing drugs.

The police were looking to acquire Cokayne, so they went to a house on Franklin Farm Road in the Herndon area and found Cokayne in a rented apartment in the basement, according to a search warrant affidavit filed in court .

As the undercover detective walked downstairs and discovered Cokayne, the detective asked if he could search the apartment. That was no good for Cokayne, who told the detective, “I don’t see why you want to waste your time for an eighth of weed. It’s a misdemeanor,” according to the affidavit. So the cops got a search warrant for the home of Cokayne.

But apparently Cokayne was selling marijuana, not cocaine, the court documents indicate. Police found a safe with marijuana, a wooden box with marijuana, two jars containing marijuana, a smoking device with marijuana, a digital scale, and “records and documents for Kevin Cocaine [sic],” a search inventory reveals.

Cokayne, 24, was charged with two felony counts of distributing marijuana. On what appears to be his Facebook page, he has a picture of an eight-ball. We could not make this up.

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  • shuan0311

    HA!! I live down the street from Franklin Farm!

    • RFDAH

      In Springfield. Great to have another Dollard fan close.

  • derised1

    You can’t make this sh*t up!

    Awesome headline! :beer: :smile:

  • Solomonpal

    He don’t seem like a bad guy! Kinda looks like a pizza delivery type.

    • I-330

      I happen to deliver pizza part time, when I am not busy being a librarian, and I resent your comment about the “pizza delivery type.” Trust me, I am not delivering marijuana with my pies.