Please explain how Paultard’s experience shoving his fingers in vaginas makes him a “Constitutional expert” and “economic expert.”

I’d also like a Paultard to justify his compulsive habit of sneaking pork spending (over 3 dozen and counting) into critical spending bills at the last minute, like defense budgets, then voting against his own pork spending bill that he knows will pass in order to maintain his false facade of being “anti pork” and anti military, then proceeding to collect monies from said pork bill.fucking infantile hypocrite Paultards