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Air Force One Drops 50 Pound Chunk Of Blue Ice On #OccupyLasVegas Camp



Oct 26, 2011 22 Comments ›› Toro520

Canada Free Press:

LAS VEGAS – A group of several dozen “Occupy Las Vegas” protesters camping on Clark County land located under the final approach to Runway 19 at McCarran International Airport today narrowly missed being injured when a 50 lb. slab of “blue ice” reportedly landed within feet of their tents.

According to witnesses, the slab fell to earth seconds after Air Force One passed overhead while landing.

Blue ice is the frozen material formed by leaks in commercial aircraft lavatory waste tanks, a mixture of human waste and vivid blue liquid disinfectant that freezes at high altitude. The ice generally dissipates long before the aircraft lands, but there have been documented cases of blue ice clinging to aircraft surfaces until the aircraft reaches warmer air on approach to landing, then the ice may separate from the aircraft and fall to earth.

Clark County Director of Aviation Randall Walker was immediately notified and dispatched airport personnel to the campsite, but witnesses report that the blue ice had melted by the time officials arrived leaving only a smelly brown residue.

Walker told INSIDE VEGAS that he is personally investigating the incident, and will communicate his findings to the President’s staff.


  • Jarhead68

    ROFLMAO…how ironic…the poop ice landed in the exact right spot.   LOL.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VPZXYCU6GM2A2JSG5S66SPYC3U TyS

    Karma, bitches

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VPZXYCU6GM2A2JSG5S66SPYC3U TyS

    Karma, bitches

  • http://twitter.com/bteacher99 Brenda Morton

    50 lbs of frozen material isn’t a leak; it’s a flood. When these blue ice bits fall to earth, are they always this large?
    The fact that only the “smelly brown residue” could be found makes me very suspicious of a sympathy ploy.

  • http://twitter.com/bteacher99 Brenda Morton

    50 lbs of frozen material isn’t a leak; it’s a flood. When these blue ice bits fall to earth, are they always this large?
    The fact that only the “smelly brown residue” could be found makes me very suspicious of a sympathy ploy.

  • wwtd

    Satan works in mysterious ways.

  • wwtd

    Satan works in mysterious ways.

  • moriah

    Obama spitting on you and calling it rain! ROFL!!!

  • Guest

    Only a smelly brown residue …

  • Anonymous

    Brings a whole new meaning to “Piss on you”!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_54WFAGW7SOZAYYLI5RLEWHYA5U Jafro

    I would pay good tax dollars for AF1 to make another attempt.

  • The Shadow

    That is because they are just useful idiots to the dickbreath riding in said AFO.  Shameful

  • The Shadow

    That is because they are just useful idiots to the dickbreath riding in said AFO.  Shameful

  • Reloader

    Pilots know that their airplanes sometimes leak in this regard, and they usually fly a long descent and approach to allow for it. Especially easy to miss populated areas anywhere near Las Vegas. I’ll BET the kenyan in chief was impatient and ignorant, and ORDERED the crew to expedite. Besides, not nearly enough votes to worry about, and those lunatics will vote for him no matter what. For any of the lamebrain Libturds killed by such a shit-ice-brick, their friends could still make sure that they vote in the next election. No problem- oh yeah, we do that all the time.

  • Bobby E.

    Not even close to the amount of crap he has dumped on us.

  • Bobby E.

    Not even close to the amount of crap he has dumped on us.

  • JIM D

    Hahaha  president shitbrick saying thanks to his peeps. To bad he did’nt take a couple out so it would make the headlines.

  • JIM D

    Hahaha  president shitbrick saying thanks to his peeps. To bad he did’nt take a couple out so it would make the headlines.

  • Guest

    TO BE FAIR: He needs to do another fly-over … he missed 99% of them …….. Make some more really fast “smelly brown residue”

  • Guest

    TO BE FAIR: He needs to do another fly-over … he missed 99% of them …….. Make some more really fast “smelly brown residue”

  • 4joachim

    Jarhead68 
    ROFLMAO…how ironic…the poop ice landed in the exact right spot.   LOL.
    ===
    ..oh pleeeeez ..May I Quote You!! LOL

     

  • FYI

    This is not news.  He shits on everyone.