Ron Paul’s Fake Eybrow Falls Off During Debate – With Video

October 14th, 2011 (24) Posted By Pat Dollard.

Styleite:

In any political debate, you would expect the candidates would be able to, for the most part, hold themselves together. So why did Congressman Ron Paul‘s eyebrows look like they were falling off during this week’s presidential showdown?

Paul gathered with the other Republican candidates for president at Dartmouth College, but he was the only one whose face looked like it was about fo melt off. Specifically, The New York Times observed that Paul’s “appeared to have a second, thinner brow under the one headed south, creating a delicate X over his right eye.”

And it’s true — you can see in the video of the debate that Paul’s eyebrows are at least a little askew. The congressman’s spokespeople say his allergies were acting up (which, you know, great explanation), and that any suggestion that he’s using some kind of false brows is an insult. Still, it’s a little suspicious. We get the sniffles any time we’re prevailed upon to be around cats, but our sideburns don’t float away from our faces. And if you take a look at the close up, that’s sort of what it looks like is happening. Either that or Paul has some weird genetic mutation that allows him to have one double helix brow that no one has noticed for 76 years.

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  • Billy

    Bahahahahahah!!!

  • GRIZZ

    Better make sure that door stop isn’t his dick

  • blackswan

    Look…the man has hairy eybrows.  But can he read from a teleprompter because that’s what’s really important!!

  • DC

    Wrong Paul is just about as phony as his eyebrows………LMFAO!!!!!!
    And at 76 years old, with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel, I doubt he’d get thru one term!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_B53ZCW2YDBUWTMS6BERDYRNIBQ Active Ingeorgia

      Yeah the eyebrows seal the deal :-/ Now Perry … That is good hair!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_B53ZCW2YDBUWTMS6BERDYRNIBQ Active Ingeorgia

      Yeah the eyebrows seal the deal :-/ Now Perry … That is good hair!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_B53ZCW2YDBUWTMS6BERDYRNIBQ Active Ingeorgia

    Yeah auditing the Fed (not a branch of government), definitely not answerable to the American people, a completely un-constitutional organisation; is such a bad idea. Fuck Ron Paul. Right Pat? Constitutional Defence? You are for that right Pat? LOL!

    “Section 8 – Powers of Congress
    To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the
    Standard of Weights and Measures;”

    For those who attended govt. schools, that means the responsibility of regulating the value of the dollar is not someone other than the Congress of the United States. The representatives of the people. Keep being sheep …

    • J_Delta

      What exactly are you talking about?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_B53ZCW2YDBUWTMS6BERDYRNIBQ Active Ingeorgia

      Just bullshit tired about all the Ron Paul bashing. The only candidate who still believes that the Constitution of the USA is still the law of the land. Maybe y’all are right; he’s a crazy old twit. The Constitution is just a historical document not to be bothered with. Not ONE other candidate honestly defends it. Newt comes the closest – but only because he is the best trained actor, and its only on special occasions.

    • DC

      Give it a rest jerkoff….Wrong Paul is the same as every other politician we’ve had for the past 50 years. He’s gonna follow the constitution up to the point where it doesn’t fit his agenda, then he’ll ignore it just like every other politician does!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_B53ZCW2YDBUWTMS6BERDYRNIBQ Active Ingeorgia

      Alright jerkoff. Thanks for that. That’s fucking crystal clear … jerkoff. Your a fucking genius.

    • DC

      Ya know, it seem like every time a post goes up about your fearless-leader Wrong Paul, bone-heads like you just delight in coming over here on PatDollard.com and drop challenges and argue about all the comments that are made.
      But what’s really a laugh-riot is that your blind allegence to him makes you sound like the obama-bots back during the 08 campaigns who only came hear to rub our noses in it! Funny how that works! 

    • DC

      Ya know, it seem like every time a post goes up about your fearless-leader Wrong Paul, bone-heads like you just delight in coming over here on PatDollard.com and drop challenges and argue about all the comments that are made.
      But what’s really a laugh-riot is that your blind allegence to him makes you sound like the obama-bots back during the 08 campaigns who only came hear to rub our noses in it! Funny how that works! 

    • J_Delta

      The guy’s just frustrated. That’s understandable. You’re right about most of ‘em though. Damned ironic. I keep wondering how the hell they’re getting here.

    • DC

      Yea, J…you’re probably right! Just frustrated to the point of being totally on the defensive, but I just can’t resist wanting to smack em down for talkin shit!
      OTOH…They are a bit like Slinky toys…they’re not much good for anything, but sure alot of fun to watch when you push em down a flight of stars……LOL!

    • DC

      You’re just one more pathetic example of why we piss in your cheerios! Coming in here talkin shit and spouting Wrong Paul rhetoric won’t get you a free pass….just beat up!
      He and every one of you accolytes are so far right that you’re left!
      Now, I can appreciate your love of the constitution, and taking the wind out of the fed’s sails, but along with those good points, there’s alot of un-savory issues like legalization of marijuana, that Paultards love to embrace! So don’t give me that horseshit about him being the good “Dr. Paul”! I can think of alot of anti-american socialists with the “Dr.” tacked on the front of their names, and most are just as pretentious as he is! 

    • DC

      Ya know, it seem like every time a post goes up about your fearless-leader Wrong Paul, bone-heads like you just delight in coming over here on PatDollard.com and drop challenges and argue about all the comments that are made.
      But what’s really a laugh-riot is that your blind allegence to him makes you sound like the obama-bots back during the 08 campaigns who only came hear to rub our noses in it! Funny how that works! 

    • DC

      Give it a rest jerkoff….Wrong Paul is the same as every other politician we’ve had for the past 50 years. He’s gonna follow the constitution up to the point where it doesn’t fit his agenda, then he’ll ignore it just like every other politician does!

    • J_Delta

      The enemy must love this infighting. They’ll do their damndest to exploit it, as was pointed out in another post.

      This isn’t the best time or place for a debate, but I’ll just say that of course it’s not Paul’s Constitutional stances on most issues that makes him a problem. We all want to see the return of Constitutional government. But it’s important to be realistic at the same time. The man and his minions are just plain dangerous fanatics in many cases, particularly in regards to critical security issues.

    • http://touchstonesjests.blogspot.com/ TouchStone

      About the ONLY thing ronpaul gets right is auditing and abolishing the Fed Reserve – the next President should appoint him to head the Fed.

      Other than that, you paulistinians must have slept through 9/11 if you believe that oceans and distance will somehow (magic?) prevent another attack from the muj’s.
      The world is smaller since the Founders’ time…it would no longer takes two or three months on a ship for Franklin to visit Paris.
      And it’s only a dozen hours from starving-in-Somalia to flaming-skivvies-over-Detroit for a muj-wannabe.

      You paulistinians need some serious reality-therapy.
      I personally recommend you spend a couple months in Kandehar or Helmand in A’stan, then see if you still want to talk your shit, sparkles.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_B53ZCW2YDBUWTMS6BERDYRNIBQ Active Ingeorgia

    Yeah auditing the Fed (not a branch of government), definitely not answerable to the American people, a completely un-constitutional organisation; is such a bad idea. Fuck Ron Paul. Right Pat? Constitutional Defence? You are for that right Pat? LOL!

    “Section 8 – Powers of Congress
    To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the
    Standard of Weights and Measures;”

    For those who attended govt. schools, that means the responsibility of regulating the value of the dollar is not someone other than the Congress of the United States. The representatives of the people. Keep being sheep …

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_B53ZCW2YDBUWTMS6BERDYRNIBQ Active Ingeorgia

    Yeah auditing the Fed (not a branch of government), definitely not answerable to the American people, a completely un-constitutional organisation; is such a bad idea. Fuck Ron Paul. Right Pat? Constitutional Defence? You are for that right Pat? LOL!

    “Section 8 – Powers of Congress
    To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the
    Standard of Weights and Measures;”

    For those who attended govt. schools, that means the responsibility of regulating the value of the dollar is not someone other than the Congress of the United States. The representatives of the people. Keep being sheep …

  • ghilliebilly

    Crab-people Crab-people….

  • http://touchstonesjests.blogspot.com/ TouchStone

    If ronpaul is such a defender of the Constitution, why is it that he’s made a career out of politics?
    NONE of the Founders thought government should be a career, and they only barely agreed to pay a salary for the Office of the President, so your boy is uninformed at best or a hypocrite at worst.

    ….and lives in some sort of Candyland fantasy world when it comes to foreign affairs.