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DHS Issues Turkey Fryer Warning – With Explosive Video



Nov 22, 2011 17 Comments ›› Pat Dollard

Washington Examiner:

The Department of Homeland Security is taking any threat seriously during the Thanksgiving holiday, including the ominous threat to our national security posed by turkey fryers.

“How dangerous can turkey fryers be?” asks a warning issued on the official DHS Twitter account. “Make sure the turkey is completely thawed before placing in a fryer, or this may happen.”

The department linked to an ominous video highlighting the dangers of deep frying a turkey.

“Use turkey fryers outdoors at a safe distance from buildings.” the DHS tweeted, “Never use turkey fryers in a garage or on a wooden deck.”


  • Anonymous

    I feel alot safer now !

    • JIM D

      Tillas right, the american people are far to stupid to fry a turkey so it would be best if king bomma just banned grease. Chewbacca says it makes us fat anyhow, it’s for our own good!

    • JIM D

      Tillas right, the american people are far to stupid to fry a turkey so it would be best if king bomma just banned grease. Chewbacca says it makes us fat anyhow, it’s for our own good!

  • ATTILA

    The next thing big brother will outlaw.

  • Anonymous

    That would beat water-boarding any day!!!

  • Anonymous

    Is the photo of a turkey burial?

  • flameofjudah

    Should we look out for white men trying to sell us turkey fryers? Or will they be leaving them on buses and in train stations?

  • flameofjudah

    Should we look out for white men trying to sell us turkey fryers? Or will they be leaving them on buses and in train stations?

  • YERMOM

    Can someone post where this falls on the old color scale of danger… I have been having a hard time with the old system….

    is this a credible verified threat or a verified credible threat?

    • YERMOM

      hard time with the new system….

  • GRIZZ

    If  ovomit had a warning tag on his sorry ass would libshits still vote for her…..him….it?

  • Anonymous

    They also advise against bobbing for turkey legs in the fryer….

  • Anonymous

    The major problem with this video is that they blamed the flare up on the partially defrosted turkey. The flare up was actually caused by the chamber having too much oil. This gives a question of credibility to the entire video.

  • http://twitter.com/TerenceSmelser Terry Smelser

    they must have watched the State Farm videos with Bill Shatner from LAST week…

    OH!! here, lets issue a warning on this, since, you know, we’re not protecting the border or anything…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OFIU7BJVFVC7JJ5LRR7JOYCVLU LIBERTYvallance

    This is in response to all the illegal turkey fryers found along the mexican border. Odumbo ranks Thanksgiving up there with 9.11

  • Lou

    I’m gonna go buy one at Walmart then leave it in the middle of the OWS crowd then after they all scatter I’ll catch one and stick a Turkey leg down their throat, somebody else can go for the ass but I ain’t going there….

  • Lou

    I’m gonna go buy one at Walmart then leave it in the middle of the OWS crowd then after they all scatter I’ll catch one and stick a Turkey leg down their throat, somebody else can go for the ass but I ain’t going there….