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Women Keep Secrets For An Average Of Only 32 Minutes



Nov 18, 2011 5 Comments ›› Pat Dollard

Ask Men:

If you know the Colonel Sanders secret recipe or the true identity of Batman, you might not want to share that with a woman. That’s because none of your secrets are safe with her — ever.

Skin-care company Simply surveyed 3,000 British women about how they treat confidential information, and the conclusion was that nothing is really confidential in their books.

The poll shows that no matter how sensitive the secret, 1 in 10 women said they were incapable of keeping it to themselves, while just under half felt the urge to tell someone else.

Eighty-five percent of women in the study said they take pleasure in hearing gossip about others, which explains why TMZ is such an unbeatable business model.

What’s scary is that women keep secrets for an average of only 32 minutes. With texting and Twitter coming into play, expect those averages to decrease with time.

Looks like Elton John was on to something when he wrote “Don’t Trust That Woman.”


  • Anonymous

    I don’t think this was a scientific study.  The analysis is far from scientific. Who was polled? Were men polled in comparison? Was there any validation of the survey? Don’t believe garbage like this.  It is to get publicity for the Skin Care company.

    • Harry

      Sandra, if you read for comprehension, you would have been able to see that the survey was to find out how long WOMEN could keep a secret. For everyone’s information, it has been known for many years that the fastest methods of communication are telephone, telegraph and tell a woman.

    • Harry

      Sandra, if you read for comprehension, you would have been able to see that the survey was to find out how long WOMEN could keep a secret. For everyone’s information, it has been known for many years that the fastest methods of communication are telephone, telegraph and tell a woman.

    • Harry

      Sandra, if you read for comprehension, you would have been able to see that the survey was to find out how long WOMEN could keep a secret. For everyone’s information, it has been known for many years that the fastest methods of communication are telephone, telegraph and tell a woman.

  • Anonymous

    Can’t keep secret’s and for dam sure Can’t tell the truth.