Congressman Says Michelle Obama Has “A Large Posterior” And Needs To “Practice What She Preaches” On Eating

December 21st, 2011 (42) Posted By Pat Dollard.

Media Bistro:

Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner (R-Wisc.), known for his cantankerous ways and for not speaking to media unless it’s his idea, was overheard at the Delta Crown lounge at Reagan National Airport today talking on his cellphone about an incident he said occurred three weeks ago while at an Episcopal church auction. Please note, a church auction.


Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner

Our source, a Democratic operative who heard the whole thing, said he was “very loud”. Sensenbrenner was overheard saying that after buying all their “crap” (his word) a woman approached him and praised first lady Michelle Obama. He told the woman that Michelle should practice what she preaches — “she lectures us on eating right while she has a large posterior herself.”

Hold the phone! Did the congressman just say Michelle Obama has a FAT ASS?

The operative said it sounded like he was on the phone with a staffer who was telling him that someone in the media would likely write about his comments (concerning something) to which he said it was heresy and just liberal media bias to print gossip. But “he stands by his remarks.”

At this juncture we’d like to point out that Sensenbrenner, who typically celebrates his birthdays by eating Cheetos and shrimp, has no business discussing fat asses while having quite the big butt himself. And we realize that our picture is only head shot, but if this is what his noggin looks like, just imagine his backside. A note to the Congressman: “Let’s Move” could do you a WORLD of good. And lay off the Cheetos!

We reached out to Amanda Infield in Sensenbrenner’s Washington press office by both email and phone. When and if she responds, we’ll provide her quotes.

Read the email I sent to Amanda after the jump…

Amanda,

Hi. I write FishbowlDC. Your boss was overheard in Reagan National Airport today saying the following. He was saying he was attending a church auction some three weeks ago when a woman approached and praised Michelle Obama. This is when he said, “she lectures us on eating right while she has a large posterior herself.”

So basically your boss told a constituent that the first lady has a big butt. My questions: 1. Does the Congressman realize that he, also, has a large behind? 2. Does he always speak so loudly on the cell phone?

Thanks very much. If you have a comment, please let me know.

Betsy

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  • Anonymous

    She is like a Sasquatch walking across the Great North West

  • Anonymous

    She is like a Sasquatch walking across the Great North West

    • JIM D

      I knew that was coming as i read through the posts. Thanks you saved me the trouble haha

  • mike3481

    I’m guessing that her backside is mostly muscle and between that and her one-arm push-ups is why I believe, with near certainty, that in a fist fight, Michelle could beat the ever-living daylights out of her husband, the kid POTUS.

  • mike3481

    I’m guessing that her backside is mostly muscle and between that and her one-arm push-ups is why I believe, with near certainty, that in a fist fight, Michelle could beat the ever-living daylights out of her husband, the kid POTUS.

  • http://twitter.com/mimimayesTN Mimi Mayes

    WOW! Look how much bigger her ass is than her head!

    • Just a Girl

      It’s massive. It is it’s own entity, and needs it’s own zip code.

      She looks like a damn dude, and impervious to pain. Like a Terminator.

      It’s creepy and could possibly swallow your soul if you were unfortunate enough to get close to it.

    • YERMOM

      Word

    • YERMOM

      Word

    • YERMOM

      Word

    • wigpeeler

      Thing’s so big, the crack is known as “the state line”.

    • wigpeeler

      Thing’s so big, the crack is known as “the state line”.

    • YERMOM

      Word

    • YERMOM

      Word

    • YERMOM

      Word

    • Hellbetty71

      It’s a shame she doesn’t sit on her husband. Remember those Bart Simpson cartoons, “Crack Kills!”

  • http://twitter.com/mimimayesTN Mimi Mayes

    WOW! Look how much bigger her ass is than her head!

  • YERMOM

    the HUGE (but not as fat as Michelle’s ass) difference is that the Congressman is not telling anyone how they should be living their lives.

  • Anonymous

    First off all. Excess weight doesn’t just go to anyone’s ass. She is simply well endowed in the behind. I know that scares the white mens cause ya’ll like them prepubescent bodies like Kate Moss’s. No ass, no tits just like a little child. By the looks of that pic that congressman need to eat some greens look at him all pink and puffy like his own ass skin. 

    And so what if she recommends what to eat? At least its not mandated by the government for you to eat healthy.  Here you chicken shits are complaining about Let’s Move while the same republicans got their pink fat nasty hands in my bedroom and my uterus telling me what to do with my body,

    Phuck Off! All of you. 

    • Just a Girl

      Well, okay, here is a stellar example of intellect.

      But let’s ask the “white mens” on this site, shall we ? And I’ll try to Ebonic this motherfucker as much as I can.

      White mens, is you scared of the black womans ass ?

    • YERMOM

      aint no white boyz be scared o no black ho’s azz up in this house

    • Just a Girl

      There are plenty of stunningly gorgeous black women in the world. But this behemoth isn’t one of them.

    • Just a Girl

      There are plenty of stunningly gorgeous black women in the world. But this behemoth isn’t one of them.

    • ATTILA

      You can keep your “body”, no one on this board is into beastiality.

    • blackswan

      “At least it’s not mandated by government”  Not that they haven’t tried and won’t continue to try!

    • blackswan

      “At least it’s not mandated by government”  Not that they haven’t tried and won’t continue to try!

    • Anonymous

      “republicans got their pink fat nasty hands in my bedroom and my uterus telling me what to do with my body,”

      You should be so lucky.

    • Anonymous

      “republicans got their pink fat nasty hands in my bedroom and my uterus telling me what to do with my body,”

      You should be so lucky.

    • JIM D

      In case you did’nt notice Chewbacca kinda got screwed in the tits department! her boytoy barry’s are bigger.

    • JIM D

      In case you did’nt notice Chewbacca kinda got screwed in the tits department! her boytoy barry’s are bigger.

    • Hellbetty71

      Go back to huff po. Nobody gives a shit about your uterus. While your there search for any story about Laura Bush. Read the comments, I bet they’ll be as snarky. Lefties can be as nasty, if not worse than us. Fuck off.

    • Hellbetty71

      Go back to huff po. Nobody gives a shit about your uterus. While your there search for any story about Laura Bush. Read the comments, I bet they’ll be as snarky. Lefties can be as nasty, if not worse than us. Fuck off.

  • wwtd

    The hips still look to be correct, and not much aging since her original photo. It keeps the dog on a short leash for a possible morsil if mcD’s isn’t close.

    http://www.bing.com/search?q=famous+photo+of+sasquatch&go=&qs=n&sk=&form=QBLH

  • Skeena73

    it’s rumoured that she has an apointment with the catarpillar corp. to have a backup alarm installed the next trip to chicago. this will save lives at wallmart.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sam-G-Jr/1129475594 Sam G Jr

    Yeah but how’d you like you like to have to sleep next to that?  Notice the dog looking back at the camera like “Yo get me outta here!”

  • Anonymous

    Gangway!
     Air Force One’s ‘Bulkhead Buster’ coming through !

  • Anonymous

    Gangway!
     Air Force One’s ‘Bulkhead Buster’ coming through !

  • GRIZZ

    I bet IT has a big penis too

  • GRIZZ

    I bet IT has a big penis too

  • Anonymous

    Give the guy a break. His miserable life of obesity,and hypocrisy are nearing the end, when he will most likely burn in hell.

  • Anonymous

    Give the guy a break. His miserable life of obesity,and hypocrisy are nearing the end, when he will most likely burn in hell.

  • Anonymous

    Give the guy a break. His miserable life of obesity,and hypocrisy are nearing the end, when he will most likely burn in hell.