Islamic Cleric Bans Women From Touching Bananas, Cucumbers to Avoid ‘Sexual Thoughts’

December 7th, 2011 (17) Posted By Angelia Phillips.

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In a ridiculously repressive and absurd proposal, an Islamic cleric residing in Europe has said in a ruling that women should not touch or be anywhere close to bananas and cucumbers, in order to avoid “sexual thoughts”.

An unnamed sheikh was quoted in a religious publication, el-Senousa News, as saying that if a woman wished to eat cucumbers or bananas, it should be sliced into pieces, preferably by her husband or father, before she eats them. Egyptian English news site Bikya Masr reported the proposal. According to the report, the sheikh has also added carrots and zucchini to the list of apparently immoral and blasphemous fruits and vegetables.

The sheikh was also asked if simply holding these vegetables, while out shopping, would be “harmful” for women. He replied that it was a matter between God and women.

Unsurprisingly, the sheikh’s comment has become a target of online mockery, with a flurry of comments denouncing the Islamic repression of women. Many of the commentators are Muslims themselves, who have expressed their anger against the cleric for making Islamic religious practices appear unreasonable.

Islamic clerics of Saudi Arabia have been in the headlines recently when they spoke out against lifting the driving ban on women. The argument in that case suggested that “all women will lose their virginity” by indulging in pre-marital sex due to the mixing of genders (which, it is feared, will occur if women were allowed to drive).

The “scholarly” report by the clerics of Majlis al-Ifta al-Aala, the country’s highest Islamic council, warned there would be “no more virgins” in the country within 10 years of lifting the ban because driving will lead to a “surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce.”

The declaration urging the driving ban on women was closely followed by another ludicrous proposal – one requiring women to cover their eyes.

According to existing Sharia laws, Saudi women are required to cover themselves from head to toe, with a long black cloak called the “abaya”, except for their eyes.

However, Saudi Arabia’s Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice found that even women’s eyes could sometimes be too attractive for men and drafted a new proposal, which states that women with “tempting” eyes need to cover them.

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  • ATTILA

    I guess the same restrictions should be placed on the muslim male
    while in the vicinity of goats.

    • Solomonpal

      Or camels, or boys, or,or,or,or,or….

  • Anonymous

    That  picture of  Sharapova with the banana has given me sexual thoughts.

    • JIM D

      Hhaaaha   ya I’m thinkin the same thing. Maybe the sheihk is scared of his own perversions and is just takeing it out on the women.

    • Anonymous

      Nothing the matter with having thoughts about Sharapova.  Sounds non-Saudi to me.

  • Anonymous

    That  picture of  Sharapova with the banana has given me sexual thoughts.

  • ProfessorBill

    It’s funny how repressive the Saudi’s are in their own country but when the men travel abroad they sure seem to have a penchant for whores and strippers.

  • Jo

    They have degraded women so much that they prefer goats and little boys

  • Anonymous

    The men should not be allowed to eat tacos, ice cream cones (similar to a women’s breast)., no chicken (thighs and breasts) no eating of cherries.

    • Anonymous

      Rich…You are one sick SOB! Hah!
      And the cleric forgot to mention (for women) Zuchinni and yellow squash, Italian cucumbers, hair curlers, pencils and pens, no gardening of anything phallicly similar, etc., ad nosium…

    • Anonymous

      Your are right. Thanks for the laff.

    • Anonymous

      It’s really serious to think that these monsters want to take over our culture and enforce that kind of shit on us but it’s also SO ridiculous that ya’ just gotta’ laugh!

    • Anonymous

      I was laffing about being called a sick SOB. I do not dignify muslims by laffing at them. They will take over all western civilization is we don’t nuke them out of existence. I will probably get a visit from HLS.

    • Anonymous

      Rich…You are one sick SOB! Hah!
      And the cleric forgot to mention (for women) Zuchinni and yellow squash, Italian cucumbers, hair curlers, pencils and pens, no gardening of anything phallicly similar, etc., ad nosium…

  • Anonymous

    The men should not be allowed to eat tacos, ice cream cones (similar to a women’s breast)., no chicken (thighs and breasts) no eating of cherries.

  • Anonymous

    The men should not be allowed to eat tacos, ice cream cones (similar to a women’s breast)., no chicken (thighs and breasts) no eating of cherries.

  • Lou

    NOOOOOOO you dumbshits…let em practice..what the hell’s wrong with you. Clerics…..