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Mugger Gets Own Ass Kicked After Trying to Rob MMA Fighter



Dec 6, 2011 13 Comments ›› Toro520

Chicago Sun Times:

“Justin” is 6 feet 2, 250 pounds, with a build that looks like it could split open a suit jacket during a particularly violent sneeze.

But the mixed martial arts expert from Des Plaines insists it was his “training,” not brawn, that allowed him to wrench a loaded pistol from the hand of an alleged mugger who had the weapon pointed at his chest Friday night on the Southwest Side.

“I don’t feel like a hero,” said Justin, who did not want his last name used. “Training matters. If you’re well trained, you have a chance to survive.”

Anthony Miranda’s bruised and battered face — and Justin’s unblemished, chiseled one — leaves no doubt about who came out the victor in the encounter.

On Sunday, Miranda, a 24-year-old convicted felon, was ordered held on $350,000 bond, following a hearing at the 26th and California courthouse. He is charged with armed robbery and aggravated discharge of a firearm in the alleged attack. Police say Miranda shot his own ankle during the struggle with the gun.

Justin, who says he hails from Romania, was happy to talk about the encounter, which he said happened around 11:30 p.m. while he was waiting in his parked car for a buddy to arrive. Justin made it clear there would no photographs taken during this interview — not even one that showed only his torso.

Justin said Miranda originally approached him and asked if he could have a light for a cigarette. Justin replied that he does not smoke. That’s when Miranda pulled out a gun and shoved it against the side of his head, Justin said.

“He asked me for my wallet, for my phone and my keys,” Justin explained. “I told him I don’t have a wallet, I only have cash. He cursed me — like ‘m—–f—–.’”

Justin said he handed over the $30 in cash he had stuffed in a his car’s cup holder, but Miranda was not satisfied, Justin said.

“At that moment, he backs up the gun and he racks it,” Justin recalled. “The gun jammed. He racked it a second time. He ejected the bullet on the ground. He went down and grabbed the bullet and said, ‘Look, m—–f—–, it’s a hollow point. I’ll blow your brains out.’”

That’s when Miranda ordered him out of the car, Justin said.

Justin said he looked at the man facing him, pistol pointing at his chest, and was pretty certain he was about to take a bullet.

“I wasn’t scared because I’m trained,” Justin explained.

Justin then demonstrated to a reporter the sudden, rather effective maneuver that disarmed his attacker.

“The round went off,” Justin continued. “I put him down to the ground. He was fighting. He didn’t want to give up.”

But at the same time, Justin said: “He was begging me to let him go. He said he has a baby.”

Justin then kept his attacker collared until police arrived.

Asked about his training, Justin offered only vague hints at his background: “Former military,” “high-risk training,” “Hostage rescue.”

He said he makes a living in a variety of ways: “Sometimes I do clubs. I do close protection.”


  • JIM D

    I don’t know about yuall but I find this story fuc**ng hillarious. Had a hard time reading it. Although I could have thought of a better ending.

  • Razor

    Run Justin, you’re about to get charged and sent up for life for beating the shit out of a Test Tube with a baby. “Daddy gowin to gets youse milk, sweetness …. hang on, the crack cramps, they’s come and goes but, I’se got a gun, little one ……” 

    Holy crap, this Crackhead Test Tube looks just like Eric Holder …. yup, run Justin run. 

    Back to asscamp where you belong, you little Spick bastard. Hey Emmanuel, once you get out of your own asscamp in Boystown, please pin a medal on Justin’s chest.

  • Razor

    Run Justin, you’re about to get charged and sent up for life for beating the shit out of a Test Tube with a baby. “Daddy gowin to gets youse milk, sweetness …. hang on, the crack cramps, they’s come and goes but, I’se got a gun, little one ……” 

    Holy crap, this Crackhead Test Tube looks just like Eric Holder …. yup, run Justin run. 

    Back to asscamp where you belong, you little Spick bastard. Hey Emmanuel, once you get out of your own asscamp in Boystown, please pin a medal on Justin’s chest.

  • Anonymous

    Seems to me that if you are going to use a gun for a hold up, you’d better practice with it first. This is why criminals get caught. They are too dumb to get stuff the right way.

    • LCPLDMT

      wow! you said something that has factual intellect behind it. 

    • LCPLDMT

      wow! you said something that has factual intellect behind it. 

    • LCPLDMT

      wow! you said something that has factual intellect behind it. 

    • Just a girl.

      Well smack my ass and call me a bitch….and fuck my eyes, Sandy….LOGIC does exist, albeit very rarely in your brain.

    • Anonymous

      I have had my share of experience with dumb criminals. Fortunately there was one who invaded our house. He skipped a wallet on top of the dresser and a diamond ring in an envelope and a valuable pearl necklace to swipe less than $1000 worth of stuff. The policeman couldn’t believe the stupidity.
      And then there was the guy who stole a car from a dealership and brought it back because of a malfunction. These stupid guys are not the stuff of movies.

    • YERMOM

      fuck my eyes… lol…

    • Just a girl.

      Lol…Shakespeare hasn’t got shit on me.  :)

    • YERMOM

      indeed!

  • ensignricky71

    ha! Not only did he get his ass kicked, he shot himself too. The only thing better than a video of this would be if he pissed himself on top of everything else.