Home  »  2012 presidential campaign  »  Ron Paul Is A F**king Hypocrite

Jan 13, 2012 16 Comments ›› Snarky Basterd

The 2012 GOP field is about as appealing as a bloated corpse.
You have the Massachusetts Moderate, who’s really a liberal; the Philandering Head, who’s really a liberal; the Sanctimonious Arlen Sphincter Protege, who has about as much chance to win the nomination as Barney Frank has at picking up a girl; the Texan, who couldn’t remember what federal department he’d eliminate and isn’t fit to sit behind the red button that could obliterate us all, probably because he’d forget where he left it; and you have the Great Libertarian Hope.

Let’s take a goooooooddddd look at that last one, Ron Paul, the fucking hypocrite, the favorite of crackpots, the KKK’s David Duke and other anti-Semites, Occupy Wall Street, and general chemtrail-fearing tinfoil-hat lunatics.
Still want to vote for Ron Paul? Consider his litany of hypocrisy…
His donors are Big Insurance, Big Banking, Big Medicine, Big Financial Services, and Big Beer, though he rails against them every chance he gets.

He has about as much fiscal sense as a retard trying to hump a doorknob, which lumps him among the fiscal conservatism of 99% of CongressCriminals.

The great, white, “let’s cut this department and that department and spend tax money the way the Constitution intended” hope, is one of only four House Republicans to request earmarks in the 2001 budget (good thing there never actually was a 2011 budget). In fact, he is the earmark king; he can do anything.

Mr. Anti-Wall Street made over a whopping $1 million off Wall Street between 2008 and 2009, when everyone else’s 401K and Stock Market portfolio came crashing back to the ground, showing us all that our life savings was merely hopeless change.

The candidate who never changes his position is about as big a flip-flopper as Mittens.

He can’t control the racist, homophobic, and blatant hypocritical crap that comes out of his own camp; how do you think he’ll be able to control what comes out of his White House?

Go ahead and scream from the rooftops about Ron Paul being the closest thing to the Founders since Thomas Jefferson said the minute people like Ron Paul get elected, we might as well slit our wrists. The fact is, in a field of hypocritical candidates, Ron Paul turns out to be just another colossal liar — and far more dangerous — than anyone else not named Barack Obama.
Cross-posted at Feed Your ADHD