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Feel Good Video Of The Week: Iranian Terrorist Accidentally Blows His Legs Off, Lies Screaming In Pain



Feb 17, 2012 48 Comments ›› Pat Dollard

Make sure you wait for the part where he lifts his little stubbies.

(CNN) — Israel’s defense minister blamed Iran for a series of bombings in the Thai capital of Bangkok Tuesday, a day after attacks against the country’s diplomats in India and Georgia.

“The attempted terror attack in Thailand proves once again that Iran and its proxies continue to operate in the ways of terror and the latest attacks are an example of that,” said Defense Minister Ehud Barak, who issued the statement from Singapore, where he is currently traveling. “Iran and Hezbollah are unrelenting terror elements endangering the stability of the region, and endangering the stability of the world,” Barak added. Two Iranians are now in custody in Thailand and another person is at large, the government said. Five people were injured, authorities said.

The first bomb went off in a rental house, believed to be leased by three foreigners, according to Thai Police Maj. Gen. Pisit Pisutthisak. The three fled after the blast. Two of the men left the scene, he said. The third man detonated two more bombs — one when a taxi driver refused to give him a ride, and another when he tried to throw a bomb at police as they closed on him. The last bomb exploded near the man, blowing off one of his legs, Pisit said. He was taken to Chulalongkorn General Hospital for treatment.Thai government spokeswoman Thitima Chaisaeng said the man in the hospital is Iranian, and that Iranian documents were found on him. Another man arrested at the airport is holding an Iranian passport and is one of the three, Thitima said. He was identified as Mohammad Hasai, 42, and was about to leave for Malaysia, she added.


  • Just a Girl

     Golly, isn’t this just a shame. Guess he won’t be walking away from this one.

  • Crowley777

    What, no “God is Great” anymore? HA!! How do you like it assholes, not so GREAT anymore is it?

  • Skeena73

    all that was missing was some one with a bucket of bacon grease and a flame thrower. then he would know exactly how great allah is and he could line up his virgins. What they’re out of virgins well just get a couple of sheep untill we can come up with the virgins. gotta make do at times.

  • http://twitter.com/speakez6 GENXR

    Can we pee on him now?

  • http://touchstonesjests.blogspot.com/ TouchStone

    Three strikes and the puke is out.
    How incompetent do you have to be to screw it up three times, then cap it all off with getting a NoGo on your own suicide?

    Back to bomb-school for you, akhmed…..

  • usmcoorahmarinecorps@yahoo.com

    Ehhh walk it off, PUSSY!  ;)

  • DC

    gives a whole new meaning to being “cut off at the knees”…LOL

  • texasoysterman

    Rub some dirt on it, ya pussy.

  • Mark

    If he goes to trial he won’t have a leg to stand on.

  • CplUsmc

    Take a Motrin, drink some water and change your… sock?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BSMNA5Q6NZW5TC5K4YQ362C7AQ Chester Hunnihugger

    So, he calls his insurance broker with his cell phone…”Achmed, are your pants up a pole again?”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BSMNA5Q6NZW5TC5K4YQ362C7AQ Chester Hunnihugger

    That was funny!!!  

  • Streeter

    Well cut me off at the knees and call me shorty!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VPZXYCU6GM2A2JSG5S66SPYC3U TyS

    oh, just walk it off – it’s just a flesh wound

  • Hawkerdriver

    Bubba,I cant feel my legs..

  • mongo

    stumpy mcballlicker

  • bacongreasenapalm

    Everything is better with bacon………`Specially dead jihadis!

  • slam

    “sorry you have to be THIS Tall to get the rides at this amusement Park”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OFIU7BJVFVC7JJ5LRR7JOYCVLU LIBERTYvallance

    ??i’LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF,IT’S ONLY A FLESH WOUND.

  • Montizzle

    Don’t wanna cry and whine for having your legs declined, don’t do the crime. Quick, Nubby, put some salt on those. It’ll help preserve whats left of ya. …or preserve the rectifying moment for us….  :-)

  • Monkey3531

    peed the pants a little on this one

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  • Cavalryman

    and since his body is incomplete, he cannot go to heaven to get his 72 virgin goats

  • Mudshark

    Does he qualify for a free scooter?

  • http://twitter.com/cuervo_jones Cuervo Jones

    Line starts behind me.

  • JIM D

    If he asks I’m sure oboma will send him one.

  • ColdSoldier

    You gotta be smarter than your equipment.

  • I’m Right You’re Wrong

    Premature ejacu…..detonation?

  • http://twitter.com/Winston80 Winston

    weird

  • bobx

    Wonder if this makes him (h)armless now! Still on the bright side he now can look the goat in the eyes while standing…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1107457176 Kage McClued

    Pant’s him, eh?

    “Pick up the pieces, uh huh….

    Pick up the pieces, oh yeah.”

    I forget how the rest goes.

  • End_The_Fed

    This story has legs

  • http://atlantarofters.blogspot.com The Sanity Inspector

    No need for the police to hurry.  He won’t get far on foot.

  • http://atlantarofters.blogspot.com The Sanity Inspector

    A rookie mistake.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6676USMYTNOPJD2KGAFS2VV34Q Arnoldo Aleman

    Actually he “LIES screaming in pain”.
     /Grammar Nazi

  • I’m Right You’re Wrong

    Official Report Final Paragraph:

    Suspect was transferred to stetcher and placed in ambulance for transport to closest medical facility. Suspect, prior to being place on stretcher but post explosion fell down some stairs, sustained multiple facial fractures and had his penis removed with what appeared to be “shrapnel”.

    Suspect died en route to medical facility due to…..

    Lack of practical interventions to assist suspect in surviving.

  • Twana

    okay, the video was great….the comments here have me in complete laughing out loud!!! 

  • Twana

     OMG laughing my ass off!!!!!!

  • http://patdollard.com USMC3112

    BLAHAHAHAHHHAAAHHHAAAHHAA, A misunderstander of the “relgion of peace’ Ain’t that right cair huh?

  • Skeena73

    Now he can say I had a blast in Thailand. it only hurts when i laugh

  • NEDavid

    No fire to put out.  Not in hell yet.

  • NEDavid

    With Obama as our commander in chief, he probably qualifies for a false birth certificate, free healthcare, foodstamps, disability AND a scooter…

  • NEDavid

    Whah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah?

  • http://twitter.com/WMDOwl Jack T

     Wait until the Mossad finishes the interrogation of “Stumpy” and his buddy the Thai Police caught at the Bangkok Airport.  They are going to wish they were dead.

  • canman

    Now he can say he was actually busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.  Drag the piece of shit over here, & we’ll finish him off …….SLOWLY!

  • Mpkchefs

    If the shoe don’t fit, you must equit!

  • Skeena73

    achmed is in intensive care in room 12 to 17 no flowers pls. a couple of maxi pads wud be nice

  • alvin691

    They should taze him just to make sure.