Obama Debuts New American Flag Replacing Stars With His Dictator Logo

I know you’re anxious to buy one for yourself, so here’s where you can get it. And here’s the tweet he announced it with:

A poster to say there are no red states or blue states, only the United States: OFA.BO/gfHgXM

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) September 20, 2012

Only “The Obama States”, is what he means, obviously, and we know it…Oh, and by the way, what’s the Obama “O” symbol anyway? Presidents don’t have symbols, but dictators do.