Feb 5, 2013 Comments Off littlebytes
The anti-gun nuts at Crooks and Liars are upset that a legal business, Zombie Industries, is selling effigies they claim resemble Obama to use on “Zombie Night” at an indoor shooting range February 12, 2013. Expert gun enthusiasts will be able to shoot at these mannequins, which bleed when shot at. For safety reasons, the flier for the event mentions only expert shooters are permitted since the event will be held in the dark with fog machines and strobe lights running.
Here is a copy of the flier for this event:
The Zombie Industries website describes the “Rocky Zombies” as:
Bleeding Rocky Zombie
Life-Sized Tactical Mannequin Target
“Bleeds” When Shot!!!
A fighter from Detroit, Rocky got his nickname because of the odd shape of his face after a few matches left him a bit rutted in the head. It was reported that during an evening drunken stroll in the Brightmoor area, Rocky was attacked by a group of infected undead but was able to beat them off. He did however, suffer multiple bites to his body and is now infected. Be warned, Rocky is HIGHLY dangerous due to his quick wit and strength… he was last seen screaming something like, “Zombie Industries believes in America!” And that we do.
Each Patent Pending “Rocky” Zombie is cloned in our San Diego, California facility and is hand painted to accurately resemble an infected human that just finished gnawing your neighbor Zed’s leg, to give you that realistic look so you really feel the hate. What makes our Zombie’s so special? They’re filled with biodegradable matter, which makes clean up a wee-bit easier…(are you happy, mom?) …and oh yah, let’s not forget, they bleed and burst into little pieces of blood soaked, Zombie matter when you shoot them!
I think the liberals at ”Crooks and Liars” are going to extremes trying to condemn anything that has to do with the NRA, guns and fun. If they think these look like Obama that is their own bias showing. I don’t think Obama is green, nor do I see any other resemblance besides the hair color. What do you think?