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May 19, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

Excerpted from THE VILLAGE VOICE: The dedication of the new National September 11 Memorial Museum happened last week, with speeches from President Obama and Mayor de Blasio and flags flown at half-mast outside at the World Trade Center Memorial Plaza. The museum will open to the public on Wednesday, May 21, and the 9/11 truth ...

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May 14, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

Excerpted from DAILY MAIL: He doesn’t juggle or ride a unicycle - and it's unlikely you'll ever see him at a children's birthday party. Instead, this creepy clown spends his free time lurking in empty car parks and dark subways - before hammering strangers to near death with his trusty iron weapon. But luckily, the violent clown ...

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May 14, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

Excerpted from GAWKER: In this corner, standing 6'7" tall and weighing 215 lbs., undefeated WBC heavyweight champion Deontay Wilder, who has won 31 consecutive decisions by knockout. His opponent: Charlie Zelenoff, a YouTube troll who boasts about his boxing skills and has allegedly been harassing Wilder and his family for three years. You can already guess ...

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May 14, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

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May 13, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

Excerpted from Washington Free Beacon: During a House Judiciary Committee hearing, Rep. Joe Garcia (D., Fla.) sat and listened to Rep. Suzan DelBene (D., Wash.) testify about government surveillance programs, all the while picking his ear and eating it. Keep reading

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May 12, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

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May 10, 2014 No Comments ›› Jack Flash

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May 9, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

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May 8, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

Via WFB:

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May 7, 2014 No Comments ›› Jake Hammer

Sevier Excerpted from YJN: A man asked a judge to force a city to allow him to legally marry his porn filled laptop computer. Chris Sevier, 37, a U.S. Army veteran and former lawyer of Utah, claimed that he fell in love with his Apple MacBook. On court documents, he wrote the he “prefers having sex with the ...

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May 5, 2014 No Comments ›› Pat Dollard

After noticing that he looks like this: I tweeted this to Tommy: @TVietor08 That must suck, not having Down syndrome, but having the head anyway.— Patrick Dollard (@PatDollard) May 3, 2014 Who responded with this: Charming! RT “@PatDollard: @TVietor08 That must suck, not having Down syndrome, but having the head anyway.”— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) May 3, 2014 To which I ...

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May 5, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

H/T IJ REVIEW

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Apr 22, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

Over 50% of food stamp recipients are people of color. The #GOPbudget takes food out of their mouths: http://t.co/ErhMxv6ykH— Nancy Pelosi (@NancyPelosi) April 22, 2014 Under the #GOPbudget, millionaires get a $200k tax cut and communities of color are stuck with the bill. http://t.co/pSMLGq3iD0— Nancy Pelosi (@NancyPelosi) April 22, 2014

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Apr 21, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

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Apr 19, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

Excerpted from Huffington Post: That moment you realize you're trying to reason with a tiny person who doesn't understand logic yet... every parent has experienced it. This baby can't even speak real words yet, but somehow does a great job trying to convince his dad he should be allowed on the balcony. Babies, making adults feel ...

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Apr 18, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

Excerpted from The Wall Street Journal: There's a new guest at the White House. Unlike most people who pass through the presidential residence, he wasn't invited. But in cutthroat Washington fashion, he saw weakness and took advantage. Now he rests and plays uninhibited at the seat of power. He also has pointy ears and a bushy ...

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Apr 17, 2014 No Comments ›› Jake Hammer

Excerpted from The Florida Sun Sentinel: The judge did a double-take and there were giggles aplenty in bond court Wednesday when a bailiff announced the name of a man arrested for drug possession: Edward Cocaine. "What?" uttered a stunned County Judge John "Jay" Hurley. "My last name is Cocaine," proudly stated the man at the podium. His ...

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Apr 16, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

Excerpted from GAWKER: For reasons that remain unclear, a teenager named Jared Michael recently attempted to take a selfie in front of an oncoming train. Despite being a "safe distance" from the train, things didn't go exactly as Michael expected. As you can see in the video, the train's engineer thought the close-to-a-speeding-train picture was bad ...

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Apr 15, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

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Apr 15, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

Performing during the Coaches Slam at the 2014 College Unions Poetry Slam Invitational.

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Apr 14, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

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Apr 13, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

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Apr 13, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

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Apr 12, 2014 No Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

In case you're not up to speed, it has long been rumored that Lindsey Graham is gay. But what's really funny here is the fact that Fallon himself has always seemed a little, well, you know...

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Apr 11, 2014 No Comments ›› Jack Flash

Excerpted from Elite Daily: An Italian man made his girlfriend scream so loudly during sex that a judge has convicted him of stalking his neighbors as if he were purposely telling her to make noise right outside of their homes. According to The Local, 12 neighbors had no choice but to file a civil case against ...

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