Ricky Bobby Baby Jesus And Mary Jane

August 31st, 2007 Posted By Pat Dollard.


The day before Ricky Bobby Baby Jesus was scheduled to die by an injection of pentobarbital, along came the cookie lady. She brought dog biscuits to the Howard County Animal Shelter. When she saw the yellow Labrador — evicted for feistiness from three homes — leap to catch a ball, she had an idea.

In a New York prison, Mary Jane, a black Labrador raised by a convicted murderer, was balled up in her cell. Bred from guide-dog stock and trained in an inmate program, Mary Jane flunked her test. “She lacks self-confidence,” the evaluators noted. The convict sat on the cell floor and rubbed Mary Jane’s belly, reading “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” out loud to her.

How Ricky Bobby Baby Jesus and Mary Jane went from being underachieving curs to canines sniffing out terrorists in Morocco, is the story of how some Americans — or at least their dogs — are finding second chances through the war on al-Qaeda.

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5 Responses

  1. France the retour

    I hope the Maroccans will take care of the dogs better than they sometimes ago did of their humans fellows

  2. danielle

    Aww that dog looks happy

  3. Kurt (the infidel)

    cool story..look how happy that dog is :lol:

  4. Dan (The Infidel)

    “Long live the collaboration between the United States and Morocco in the common fight against terrorism.”

    And Salem Alekum to you L.T . The enemy of my enemy is truely my friend. Nice story.

  5. drillanwr

    Hey! Michael Vick!

    THIS is how you teach dogs to fight, you pussy! :beer: :beer:

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