Bumped: ShamWow/Slap Chop Guy Beats The Shit Out Of Hooker – Video Added
MARCH 27–Meet Vince Shlomi. He’s probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently traveled with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai Hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you’ll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman.
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Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi’s occupation as “Marketing,” but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling)
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I…I…got nothing.
Except that maybe they deserve each other and yes, I know that may be a terrible thing to say.
Too bad the camera guy wasn’t following him when he gave her the ole “Slap-Chop”. Heh! I wonder if she really loved his nuts.
I wonder if she really loved his nuts.
BWAHAHAHAHAAH!
see the blood? No PROBLEM FOR SHAM WOW!
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW!!!
Who beat who? LOL looks like ShamWow guy got thumped!
LOL I just noticed he’s wearing a hospital gurney
Obviously she found his tuna boring.
ShamPOW!
HIV, HCV, name the blood born pathogens. At a point like this, ones actions can be considered self defense. The other point is why was he taking this route for entertainment anyway. She needs to be charged for assault, perhaps countersued too. Lets see now how his sponsor approaches the situation.
In the mug shot on the right she’s grinning from ear to ear. The 2 pictures look like they’re from different arrests (her hairs longer in the right picture). She probably saw Vince (he still cracks me up when he says “You’ll love my nuts”) and saw $$$$$$. Or I could be wrong. Who knows. What a shame.
“Yer gonna love my nuts!” “Bikini, Martini!”
Is there anyone here who is really surprised or ever really cares. This is about as relevent as Scrappy Doo.
Why do famous people trust anyone?
While this is funny, its obvious she did it in order to sue him.
Dumb move shammy dude.
thats crazy! but oh so funny
spunk on a hookers face…shamwow! its gone in a flash
His shamwow was falsely advertised.
She was unsatisfied with her shamwow.
Hookers, what can you say, they sell themselves!
Yes, but can she do this all day?
He is lucky she did not have a SLAP CHOP as it supposedly works well on NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay..so I am piling on….
WOW,lOOKS LIKE SHE GOT THE BETTER OF HIM.
Doesnt he look like a grimlin?
Love the hospital gown and furry collar look
What is it with mug shots and furry collard???
This is funny as crap
….so if you slap me now……..(cause we can’t do this all day!)
ShlomiWow!
Say it ain’t so Shlo.
My favorite pitch man bites the shamWOW!
Why do guys pay for hookers when most females will give “it” away for free? Do guys share the same “stupid for sex” gene?
Yes, this is a poll!
ShamWow to the rescue
Don’t forget this line…
“…saving (or changing) the world one slap at a time.”
“ShamPOW”…Love that one!
Does he look sleazy or what?
Quick, ACT NOW, and you’ll get a SECOND free ass-whooping for ABSOLUTELY FREE! Just pay the Shipping & Handling, and you keep the ass-whooping as a gift if you decide to return the Sham-Pow!
Just look at what 19.95 gets ya!
Vince: “You’re going to love my tongue.”
Hooker: “Not so much.”
you following me camra guy?
She looks like a $19.95 piece of ass in the mug shot on the right…definitely racked up alot of miles, inches at a time
Why do I get the feeling that I’d never want to meet either of them (particularly Schlomo) on the street? That guy looks so much older w/o his makeup. He also looks like he’s been out of work for the past half year. The heavy duty 5 O’clock shadow sure doesn’t help.
@ the added video…
“oddball news”?
Isn’t “Oddball” the perfect nickname for Keith Olbermann?
He paid $1,000 bucks for sex with this shank? Damn, he needs to get out more. He needs to visit Baton Rouge sometime, those cajun girls look a hell of a lot better than her and will put it all over you for free! Geeeeze……..
On her left side picture you can see that
her shirt is on inside out and backwards.
Right side picture she is pullin tag down
so that you can’t see this. He is definitely
on something. Sham-Wow!! And How!!!
You know, its too damned bad he didn’t have a sham-wow with him at the time, he could’ve cleaned up the blood and avoided the entire debacle.
I have to admit, after seeing her rap sheet, she deserved to get the shit beat out of her. Obviously, she has some SERIOUS mental issues.
Wearing a hospital gurney? GURNEY? What? Okay. A gurney is the cart that one rests upon while waiting 16 hours to be seen in the ER. In other words, “it aint no gown, stupid”. Good Lord. Tell me, where is your bladder?
maybe she didnt love his nuts
Yes, they’re funny, but your comedic antics on this forum are busting me uuuupppppaahhhhh. Keep it up. Please. I’m crying here.
The guy looks like a dousche bag with the headset on. What the he’ll is that for anyway?