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Anguished By Trump, Lena Dunham Flees To Posh Arizona Resort, Asks Rocks For ‘Guidance’

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Darby Crash

Excerpted From Heat Street: Woke celeb Lena Dunham sought solace in the Arizona wilderness this week as she works to overcome her post-election anxiety. She posted of photo on Instagram that shows her hiking in a fashionable sports bra and flashing a “true smile” while hiking in exclusive Sedona, Ariz., on Monday.

Sedona is home to a number of facilities offering “spiritual retreats,” “vision quests,” and other forms of “emotional healing” adventures. In a note accompanying her Instagram post, Dunham expressed love for her fans and described how she had “whispered some wishes for you into the big red rock” after asking “the Canyon for some guidance.”

In real life, Dunham has expressed her anguish at Donald Trump’s upset victory over Hillary Clinton in the presidential election. The celeb recently said she was “terrified” that a “predator will soon be residing in the White House,” and described the sad scene at the Hillary Clinton “victory” party on election night. Keep reading

  • maodeedee

    This pathetic cretin flees to Arizona instead of Canada and Canadians breathe a collective sigh of relief.

    And then Dunham publicly admits that she’s dumber than a rock, a revelation that will be lost on her followers.

  • Albionic American

    Revelation 6:15-17 “And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains; And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb: For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?”

  • jimadoo

    And the rock said? Move your ass to Canada young circus whore.

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